Behold, the venerable institution, ever the beacon of financial integrity, has decided to dabble in the digital gold rush 🏦💥. SC Ventures, that paragon of prudence, will now offer a crypto prime brokerage-because why let pesky regulations like Basel III’s 1250% capital charges cramp your style? 🤸♂️💸 Custody, trading, and “clearing” (though one wonders what needs clearing in this swamp) are all part of the package. This follows their “bold” July 2025 plunge into spot Bitcoin trading, a move as surprising as a rainstorm in Moscow 🌧️🇷🇺. Zodia Custody expands-because nothing says trust like a fortress guarded by algorithms 🔐. Partnerships with Coinbase? Naturally. And the UK’s 2026 crypto regulations? A mere speed bump on the road to “innovation” 🎩🐇. Wall Street’s institutional embrace of crypto grows louder, though whispers persist this is just gambling with fancier chips 🎰💡. Launch date? TBA. Because certainty is for peasants.
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