Key takeaways
Bitcoin’s derivatives market is throwing a hissy fit as funding rates crash, thanks to a wave of leverage lovers packing their bags. Meanwhile, Bhutan’s potential BTC divorce is sending shockwaves through the crypto dating pool. 💸
Bitcoin’s [BTC] derivatives market is currently having a midlife crisis-funding rates are plummeting faster than my dating app matches. Why? Because leveraged longs are ditching their positions like last year’s fashion trends. 😬
The drama intensifies as Bhutan, that tiny Himalayan kingdom with a love-hate relationship with Bitcoin, allegedly preps a $59 million BTC transfer to Binance. 🏔️💸 Is this a breakup text or a blind date?
While Bhutan still clings to its $1.2 billion BTC stash like a toddler to a security blanket, the market is panicking as if someone spilled coffee on a $1 million painting. 🎨☕
Leveraged longs unwind
Is Bhutan selling its Bitcoin?
Arkham Intelligence dropped a bombshell: Bhutan’s royal government moved $59 million BTC to a new address (bc1q8ag). Coincidence? Or a pre-game ritual for a crypto breakup? 🤔
The wallet even did a test drive to Binance the day before-like a first date practice run. 🚗💨
BTC faces short-term pullback
Bitcoin is currently trading around $116,500, down 0.85%-because nothing says “I’m fine” like a 0.85% dip. It’s like the market’s version of a passive-aggressive text. 📵
With momentum indicators cooling off faster than my morning coffee, BTC is facing a short-term identity crisis. 🤷♀️
The daily RSI is at 53.2, which is basically crypto’s version of “meh.” Neutral territory, but hinting at a midlife crisis. 🚨
MACD is still bearish, like a therapist who’s seen it all. The signal line is above the MACD line-classic bad breakup vibes. 🙄
Price action shows sellers are flexing their muscles at higher levels. Probably because the market is more dramatic than my ex’s Instagram captions. 📸
If selling pressure ramps up, BTC might test support near $114,000. But if it claws back to $118,000, it could reignite bullish drama. Either way, crypto’s just another reality TV show. 🎬
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2025-08-09 02:52