Bhutan’s Bitcoin Exit: A Tale of Profit, Puzzles, and Peculiar Timing!

Well now, here’s a curious tale from the land of Bhutan-a place where the air’s thin and the crypto wallets, it seems, are getting thinner faster than a preacher’s patience on a Sunday. Rumor has it they’ve shuffled another 100 Bitcoin, worth a cool $8.1 million, into the hands of who-knows-whom. According to the ledger-peekers at Arkham, Bhutan’s already pocketed over $230 million from Bitcoin sales this year, like a kid raiding his piggy bank to buy candy he’s not even sure he likes. And yet, they’re still sitting on $252 million worth of the digital stuff. At this rate, by September they’ll be about as crypto-rich as a cat at a dog show. But here’s the kicker: they’ll still be up $767 million from this whole shindig. That’s the beauty of buying low, selling high, and pretending you knew what you were doing all along!

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2026-05-12 12:23