So here we are, folks. Yi He, the co-founder of Binance, has finally decided to dust off her keyboard and respond to the delightful chorus of critics who believe the platform’s to blame for every coin’s tragic downward spiral. Spoiler alert: she’s not having it! 🎉
In a recent social media rant—sorry, I meant post—Yi admitted, yes, Binance has its glitches. But buckle up, dear readers, because she also said they can’t be the responsible adult in the room for every coin’s rise and fall. Isn’t that a refreshing take? Almost as refreshing as the last sip of lukewarm coffee. ☕️
“Listen, we have a laundry list of issues, but newsflash: Binance isn’t the babysitter of crypto. There’s ONLY SO MUCH improvement we can do without turning into tech wizards overnight,” she quipped. You go, girl! 🚀
And let’s be real, while she’s totally feeling the critics’ vibes, she also admitted she’s kind of exhausted. I mean, who wouldn’t be worn thin by pitchfork-wielding traders blaming them for things they can’t control? Talk about a never-ending marketing campaign for stress-eating! 🍕
Yi creatively compared these relentless accusations to being chased by a mob with drums and gongs. “I simply cannot keep proving my innocence here; it’s like a helium balloon trying to sink!” she added, sounding a bit *tired*. 💨
Her post came after various altcoins decided to take a nosedive, including the likes of ACT, TST, MASK, and LEVER—because why not ruin our weekend plans, right? 🤦♀️ Oh, and let’s not forget about CATI, which recently decided to play limbo by dropping more than 20% in just under an hour. If that’s not record-breaking, I don’t know what is!
April 1 was like the worst April Fool’s prank ever, as a bunch of altcoins suddenly decided falling was the new trending topic. Prices plummeted faster than my will to exercise when there’s a Netflix binge-watch waiting. Who knew markets could also do tricks? 🎩
As traders took to their keyboards to lash out against Binance, claiming it’s all their fault for this token tumble (because who doesn’t love a good blame game?), they began tossing comparisons to Coinbase and Bitfinex like confetti at a wedding. Quite the spectacle! 🎊
One brave trader even had the audacity to ask in Chinese, “Has Binance taken responsibility for ACT?” Chill, buddy! Who knew politics could also thrive in crypto land? 🐉
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2025-04-04 15:04