Bitcoin and Bacon: The Market’s Surprising Leap! 🚀

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Bitcoin and Bacon: The Market’s Surprising Leap! 🚀

Ah, the illustrious CoinDesk Indices, here to cheer us up with their daily report. Today’s everything’s up—because who doesn’t love a good rise to make us forget last week’s chaos? The CoinDesk 20 is bouncing merrily at 3,278.52—an elegant 1.9% increase, or as we like to call it, a modest pat on the back (+60.88 points), since the market decided we needed another round of ‘maybe this time it’ll last’.

And yes, dear reader, all 20 assets decided to join the party, trading higher as if they’d just discovered a hidden cache of gold in the basement. Truly inspiring. 🎉

Leading the charge are AAVE (+5.3%) and NEAR (+4.8%)—the crème de la crème of today’s digital darlings, probably sipping champagne while the laggards, POL (+0.6%) and BTC (+0.6%), trail along in a manner most unremarkable. One might say they’re just trying not to be the cause of another collective heart attack.

And so, the CoinDesk 20 waltzes across multiple platforms and regions worldwide—like a very earnest global dance, but with a lot more numbers and a lot less grace. Cheers to progress, chaos, and the eternal hope that next time will be even better. Or at least amusing.

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2025-05-27 17:28