Bitcoin Goes to the Moon! Saylor and Kiyosaki Say It’s Just the Beginning 🚀💰

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Bitcoin Goes to the Moon! Saylor and Kiyosaki Say It’s Just the Beginning 🚀💰

Hold onto your hats, folks! Michael Saylor—yes, that guy who just can’t stop talking about Bitcoin—has boldly declared that we’re all invited on a joyride to “$108,000 and beyond!” Because, why not? He tweeted an AI-created, fashion-forward image of himself in a snazzy orange tie (the official Bitcoin color, of course—because fashion and crypto go hand in hand!), looking like he’s about to start the engine on his Bitcoin-powered Lamborghini. His message? “Get in the car,” he says, waving a virtual checkered flag and possibly a helmet.

Get in the car.

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) May 21, 2025

Bitcoin hits a high note—then pulls a dramatic plot twist

Today, Bitcoin decided to show off, leaping a daring 3.43% from $104,460 to over $108,000—just shy of its record-breaking $109,110, set on January 20th. Then, like a Hollywood diva, it threw a tantrum, dropping 1.39% to $106,230, only to bounce back like a tennis ball on steroids, now hanging around $106,688. It’s a rollercoaster, folks, and Saylor’s company Strategy just threw a giant pile of digital gold—$749 million worth! (7,390 shiny BTC)—into the mix. Because nothing says confidence like buying the dip while facing a class action lawsuit from irate investors who feel they’ve been sold a golden lemon.

Robert Kiyosaki Predicts Bitcoin to the Stars—Or Maybe Just Mars

Meanwhile, the ‘Rich Dad Poor Dad’ guy, Robert Kiyosaki, floats in with his crystal ball, saying Bitcoin will rocket to at least $500,000, maybe even to a cool $1 million! Why? Oh, just because the US government flunked its Treasury auction—driving the Fed to buy a giant $50 billion in bonds—proof that Americans’ trust in their debt is about as sturdy as a house of cards. That means hyperinflation is knocking on the door, and gold, silver, and Bitcoin are all preparing their yacht parties.

So, buckle up! This crypto circus is just getting started, and the clown car is packed with billionaires and billion-dollar dreams—who knows, maybe you’ll be the next to say, “I bought the dip and now I’m filthy rich!” 🎭🤡💸

Michael Saylor in a suit with an orange tie, inviting us for a ride on the Bitcoin rollercoaster!

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2025-05-21 16:35