Hold onto your hats, folks! It’s a wild ride with “Bitcoin Jesus” himself, Roger Ver, who’s begging President Trump for a pardon, claiming he’s a victim of “lawfare” — just like Ross Ulbricht, the Silk Road dude, and Trump himself, of course! 😜
Ver’s crying foul, saying he’s facing 109 years in the slammer for crimes he didn’t commit. He’s like, “The man’s innocent! Just ask him! He’ll swear on a stack of Bitcoin!” 🤯
But hold on, this ain’t no ordinary case of “poor me.” The crypto crowd’s split on whether Ver deserves a pardon. Some say he’s guilty as charged, others say, “He’s earned it, the poor guy!” 🤔
Even Elon Musk’s jumped in, saying Ver’s lost his American citizenship, so “No pardon for Ver!” And boom! Ver’s pardon odds went down the toilet faster than a Bitcoin whale in a bathtub! 🛁
Ver’s been cranking out videos, proclaiming his innocence and begging for a pardon, creating a rift wider than the Grand Canyon between his supporters and those who think he’s just a big, fat phony! 🤪
Roger Ver: The “Lawfare” Victim? Or Just a Tax Dodging Scoundrel?
Ver’s latest video is pure Hollywood! Police sirens, American flags, and Ver himself, looking all heartbroken, staring out his Spanish apartment window. “I was born an American,” he wails, “I am an American, and I will die as an American!”
But hold your horses, folks. He ain’t American anymore, at least not on paper. He ditched his citizenship in 2014, claiming the government was a bunch of “Nazis” and went running for a St. Kitts and Nevis passport. 😂
Now, when rich folks like Ver want to ditch the US, they gotta pay what’s called an “exit tax” on all their assets. And with all those Bitcoins and businesses, Ver was swimming in dough. But according to the Treasury Department, he played a little game, underreporting his assets to avoid a hefty tax bill. That’s called tax fraud, folks! 😈
In another video, Ver tries to spin this whole thing as political persecution. He’s like, “It’s lawfare! It’s the ATF! They’re out to get me!” He claims the ATF had a vendetta against him since he criticized them over the Waco siege in ’93. Now, the ATF was so upset, they sent him to prison for selling fireworks without a license! You’d think they were selling secrets, not sparklers! 🎇
Ver says he fled the country out of fear of “lawfare,” a fancy word for “government bad guys.” Then he started promoting Bitcoin, claiming he was going to revolutionize the world, and the government was like, “This ain’t good for our business!” So they concocted this tax fraud scheme to shut him down. 🤔
Ver’s claims that the government was out to get him for promoting Bitcoin is a bit fishy. It’s like he thinks the government is a bunch of scaredy-cats, afraid of a little bit of cryptocurrency! 🤣
Ver’s timing for his pardon plea is interesting. Trump just pardoned Ulbricht. So Ver’s like, “Hey, if you’re all about justice, then you gotta free me too!” Ver’s supporters are all over this, comparing him to Ulbricht, saying he’s another victim of the “evil” government. 🤬
Ver ain’t no Ulbricht: He’
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2025-01-28 20:27