Ah, dear reader, the Bitcoin network is tiptoeing toward the majestic milestone of 1 ZH/s-a number so grand it might make even the most stoic accountant weep. But beneath this glittering achievement lies a tale of squeezed margins, shifting allegiances, and regulatory mischief that could rival a Gogolian farce. 🎭
This peculiar chronicle comes to you courtesy of Theminermag, a publication dedicated to chronicling the trials and tribulations of cryptocurrency mining. Think of it as the ledger where institutional bitcoin miners inscribe their woes-and occasional triumphs.
Behold! Theminermag’s latest report-a veritable treasure trove of numbers, trends, and perhaps a few tears shed over coffee by beleaguered analysts.
📌 Key takeaways (or should I say, key heartaches?):
- The network hashrate, much like a phoenix rising from ashes-or perhaps more accurately, summer curtailments-has soared to new heights, pushing difficulty to an astronomical 129 trillion. One can almost hear the miners groaning in unison. 🚀
- Miner revenues? Still under siege, with hashprice stubbornly clinging below $60/PH/s. And oh, transaction fees have slithered down to less than 1% of block rewards for the first time ever. Truly, a slap in the face masked as progress. 😢
- Public miners continue their inexorable march toward domination. MARA, IREN, Cleanspark, and Cango now claim nearly 20% of July’s spoils. IREN, in particular, stands tall on the pedestal of utilization-though one wonders how long such glory will last. 🏆
- Meanwhile, U.S. tariffs on mining rigs are ballooning faster than a bubble in a Moscow marketplace. Customs disputes loom ominously, threatening to burden major miners with liabilities in the hundreds of millions. A true capitalist tragedy unfolds before our eyes. 💸
- And then there’s the stock market, that fickle beast: Terawulf skyrocketed 50% thanks to its pivot to High-Performance Computing (HPC), while pure-play miners trudged along like peasants in muddy boots. Ah, the irony! 📈
👉 If your curiosity burns brighter than a miner’s GPU farm, download the full PDF report here. Within its pages lie intricate breakdowns of hashrate dynamics, tariff-induced headaches, miner performances, and the ever-shifting sands of investment landscapes. Dive in, if you dare! 📄
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