Bitcoin Selling? Strategy’s “Last Resort” Plan Explodes! 🚀

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Well, when the chips are down and the pig’s in the poach, young Phong Le’s got a Plan B (or should we say, Plan “B for Bust”?), just in case the books turn blue. “If your stock roams south of net asset value and fresh dough dries up like a creek in July, sellin’ that shiny Bitcoin becomes a math problem every tyke could solve,” he confessed. Annoying as a flat tire, ay?

But mind you, this ain’t his morning coffee policy-it’s last-ditch heroics. “I wouldn’t want to be the clown sellin’ the family jewels,” he waved, “though let’s hope emotions don’t run wild when the market’s a hot-blooded coyote.” His game? Rake in capital when shares rise like a prairie fire and fatten up Bitcoin hoards per share. “When the gravy train derails, sellin’ a shingle here and there to keep the roast beef roarin’ is a sport shareholders can clink their root beer mugs to
 unless dilution tastes like sawdust.” đŸș

Strategy Faces $800M Annual “Roast Beef” Bill

The buzzard’s circling-investors are countin’ the minutes till their $750k to $800k dividend banquet. But Le’s got a plan: “Season the market like pepper on grits, ‘cause even when the barn’s on fire, we’ll feed the troops!” He cackles, as if squirrels knew the recipe. 😂

Beyond arithmetic, old Phong insists Bitcoin’s the crown jewels of the world, scarce as hens’ teeth and sovereign-free. “Aussies, Yanks, Ukrainians, Turks, Argentinians, folks in Vietnamese kitchens-they all want the golden goose!” he boasts, as if the moon could cash a check. 🌕✹

Strategy’s New BTC “Lifecycle Dashboard”?

To calm tremblin’ hands, young Le rolled out a “BTC Credit” dashboard last week, like a life vest for Titanic fans. “Even if Bitcoin’s priced like a sunset in Venice (flat, or worse, dead), we’ll keep the haywagon chuggin’ for decades!” he crowed. Bold claims, like a barn sale in a dust storm. đŸŒȘ

The math? Well, they say if Bitcoin’s stuck at $74k or fell to $25k (a skyscraper’s fall!), the debt’s “covered.” Yeah, sure-like a wet blanket on a campfire. Tougher than a preacher’s hat, I’ll grant ye. 😉

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2025-11-30 13:22