Bitcoin Skyrockets as Fed’s “Nothing Burger” Leaves Markets Grinning

๐Ÿš€ Bitcoin Soars as Fed Meet Fails to Rattle Markets! $104k Party Continues Despite Uncertainty ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Bitcoin Skyrockets as Fed’s “Nothing Burger” Leaves Markets Grinning

Ruh roh…looks like Bitcoin’s got a taste for Fed memes!

After the Federal Reserve announced their decision to keep interest rates status quo, Bitcoin (BTC) quickly took a tumble…but not for long! Our boy BTC reversed course and skyrocketed past $104k, catching salmon and fillingXdai in its fins! ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’ฐ

A-ha! The mighty Bitcoin was joined by its non-crypto friends in the rally, but charts suggest a possible slowdown on the horizon. Don’t worry, though! There’s plenty of buzzword bingo to keep the markets buzzing ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ“ˆ

As if stepping into the inimitable entitlement of true market royalty, Bitcoin gallantly pushed against the $104,000 to $106,000 resistance zone ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’ช. No matter the outcome though, there’ll surely be a GIF for it ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ

Despite the push into the rarified air of $104,000 to $106,000, the real treasure remains proving that spot buying isn’t just a Pokรฉmon myth ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒŸ. Or an ex-flame! ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜…

For the most part, the Federal Reserve’s remarks matched the expectations set by eager market participants. As economist Alex Krรผger said, the FOMC’s sentiment was “a bit like a bad dad joke: met the expectations of everyone, found to be good, but you’re not quite sure why.” โ˜•๐Ÿ˜

โ€œThe FOMC statement had removed mention of progress towards inflation, generating a bear trap before the conference.โ€

Apart from the bear traps, ex-TradFi trader HUF called Powell’s conference a “nothing burger” ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿคท

โ€œBit of a nothing burger FOMC press conference. Not dovish, not hawkish. Walking a very diplomatic line, and I think the market was expecting Powell to be more vocal about Fed independence and he clarified that there was nothing hawkish about removing the written language about โ€œinflation making progress.โ€ Powell didnโ€™t really give anything for bears, and bulls took this as an opportunity to squeeze aggressive shorts.โ€

Remember, my friends, this article is just for general Tom & Jerry shenanigans, NOT legal or investment guidance. The views here are the author’s own and don’t represent CryptoMoon’s views (phew, dodged that one)! ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿค

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2025-01-30 00:12