So, apparently, Bitcoin might moonwalk its way to $250K—because why not? 🚀 Speaking to CNBC (because who needs original research?), the ever-optimistic Fundstrat guy—let’s call him Captain Sunshine ☀️—dropped this gem: “Oh yeah, BTC could totally nibble at gold‘s market cap like a polite roommate who steals just *one* slice of pizza.” Relatable.
Lee, the man with a crystal ball 🔮, wagged his finger and said, “Bitcoin’s basically turning into digital Scrooge McDuck money—just wait until the institutions make it rain 💸.” And with the Genius Act (which sounds suspiciously like a rejected Marvel movie title) reshaping regulations, I guess we’re all supposed to nod solemnly and pretend we understand.
Oh, and stablecoins? Those boring, sensible cousins of crypto? Yeah, they’re having their “ChatGPT moment.” Because apparently, watching banks like JPMorgan and Citigroup trip over themselves to join the party is *totally* as thrilling as watching an AI fail at basic math. 🥳
Circle’s doing… fine, I guess? But Ethereum’s sitting there like, “Hello?! I’m the *real* MVP here!”—because every stablecoin worth its salt (and lack of volatility) is mooching off its network. 📶
And get this—stablecoins now suck up 30
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