Oh, the drama! Bitcoin (BTC) is currently sulking just below $90,000 after a chaotic week that left investors clutching their wallets like a bad blind date. Despite a brief flirtation with a late-November rebound, our crypto heartthrob is now 29.16
Bitcoin’s Box Set of Tension: $85K-$93K & The Great Breakout Wait
In a December 5 post that could double as a reality TV script, PlanD claims Bitcoin is trapped in a “decision zone” between $85,400 and $93,000. Translation: it’s stuck in the emotional equivalent of a rom-com montage, waiting for a plot twist. If BTC can muster the courage to break through $93,000, it’ll be eyeing $100,000 like a six-figure dream. But if it stumbles below $85,300? Prepare for a 19
And let’s not forget the “bear market” whispers circling like gossip at a brunch party. But hey, consolidation is just a fancy word for “I’m not sure what I want to be when I grow up,” right? 🤷♀️
Bitcoin’s Quick Recap & The FOMC’s Big Event
As of now, BTC is trading at $89,703, which is basically the financial equivalent of a midlife crisis. CoinMarketCap reports a 2.99
While Q4 has been a rollercoaster (who needs predictions when you’ve got volatility?), there’s still hope. The upcoming FOMC meeting on Dec 9-10 might just be the fairy godmother Bitcoin needs. And if pro-crypto economist Kevin Hassett becomes the next Fed Chair in 2026? That’ll be the crypto equivalent of a love letter. 💌
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