Well now, it seems ol’ Bitcoin took a mighty fancy to that $94,000 mark this week—pranced up there like a cat on a hot tin roof—only to stomp its boots and say, “Nope, not today!” Then it moseyed right back down to the comfy $92k corral. Meanwhile, the Trump Coin went full rodeo clown and shot up 32%—which, in these parts, is about as surprising as a cat chasing its own tail. Most other altcoins, poor fellas, got the blues and turned as red as a barn door in December.
The fancy inauguration of Paul Atkins as the SEC head honcho sent the crypto critters into a bullish hoedown this week. Folks were cheerin’ and buying like it was the Fourth of July. But as sure as pigs fly, that optimism done huffed and puffed out when the short-term harvester-types decided it was time to skedaddle.
At the moment I’m scribbling these words, Bitcoin’s hanging around $92,600 with a hefty $36.36 billion jug of trades sloshing around. It took a modest tumble of 0.89%, sliding down from its daily peak of $94,106 to as low as $91,733—like a squirrel gettin’ chased off a porch.
Now, the top dogs among altcoins haven’t fared too well. ETH lost 3.58%, dwindling to $1,751, while XRP and DOGE took a nosedive near 5%. Even SOL, BNB, and ADA got the short end with a 2.5% plummet—it’s a real rodeo of red flags out there.
Leading the charge on the winners’ podium, Trump Coin is struttin’ with a 32% gain, followed closely by XCN’s 16% leap. On the other side of the fence, IMX and DEXE are the sorry saps, sinking 13% and 12% respectively. Guess the crypto gods have a twisted sense of humor.
Today’s Crypto Circus Stars
Top Gainers Riding High
- TRUMP (Official Trump): +32%
- XCN (Onyxcoin): +16%
- POL (Polygon): +6%
- WAL (Walrus): +5%
- SUI (Sui): +4%
Top Losers Eating Dust
- IMX (Immutable): -13%
- DEXE (DeXE): -12%
- BONK (Bonk): -10%
- MOVE (Movement): -8%
- FARTCOIN (Fartcoin): -8%
According to the mystical numbers conjured up by CoinMarketCap, the global crypto market caps out at a staggering $2.89 trillion, with $105.19 billion swapping hands just in the last day. That’s more shuffling than a church picnic card game, I tell ya! 🎩💰
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