Oh, the eternal saga of Bitcoin’s four-year rollercoaster-still on track, but apparently now more influenced by politics than its own halving drama. Markus Thielen, that clever chap from 10x Research, claims it’s not broken, just… trendy. It’s less about programmed supply cuts and more about US elections, central banks playing hard to get, and our collective penchant for risking it all on digital gold. 🤑
On The Wolf Of All Streets Podcast-because who doesn’t love a good wolf-Thielen insisted the cycle’s “still playing out”, but not in the way Bitcoin fans used to fantasize. Gone are the days where halvings dictated all; these days, it’s January’s messy political spectacle and the Fed’s dance moves that take center stage. And honestly, I’d argue the cycle is more like a political soap opera than a predetermined schedule-drama, unpredictability, and a dash of hope that this time, Bitcoin might actually do something interesting.
He pointed out that market peaks-like those memorable years of 2013, 2017, and 2021-coincide more with election year chaos than with halving dates. Who knew markets love a good political mess? You’ve got sitting presidents sweating, odds of losing seats skyrocketing, and suddenly Bitcoin’s mood swings make a lot more sense. 🎭

Fed Rate Cut? A Response as Enthusiastic as a Cat at Bath Time
Meanwhile, our dear Bitcoin is throwing a tantrum-struggling to find its groove after the Fed tried to sweet-talk the markets with a rate cut. Historically, these cuts were like giving risk assets a caffeinated jolt, but now? Not so much. Institutional investors, the original harbingers of crypto chaos and calm, seem more cautious than a cat faced with a cucumber. Policy signals are muddled, liquidity’s tightening like Spanx after Christmas, and Bitcoin’s Benz is stuck in neutral-no sudden acceleration yet.
In fact, cash inflow has slowed, making that glorious breakout feel more like a gentle stretch than a sprint. Thielen suggests we keep our eyes on the political prize-a US election here, a fiscal debate there-rather than waiting for Bitcoin’s halving to wave it onto the stage. Basically, stop counting days and start counting tweets.
Arthur Hayes Drops the Mic: The Crypto Cycle’s Funeral
Then you have Arthur Hayes, BitMEX’s co-founder, throwing a bigger shade than a palm tree in the Mojave. According to him, the four-year crypto cycle? Dead. Kaput. Gone the way of dial-up internet. It’s not faded institutional interest or halving hysteria; it’s the death of dependence on those old, dusty timing models. Markets now move based on liquidity-global liquidity, that is. When US dollars and Chinese yuan decide to tighten their belts, markets follow suit. Who needs a predictable cycle when you have chaos, right?
Hayes reckons Bitcoin’s wild ride has always been about liquidity waves, not some arbitrary four-year clock. And he’s not wrong-we’re just watching a different show now, with different rules and much more popcorn. 🍿
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