
Oh. My. God. Bitcoin. It’s happening again. Remember all that talk about it being the future and making us all millionaire-crypto-gurus? Well, it’s dipped below the 100-day average. Apparently, that’s a thing. 🙄 Like, a really important thing for people who stare at charts all day and use words like “bearish” and “Ichimoku cloud”. Which, frankly, sounds like a particularly gloomy type of weather.
Here’s the gist, in case you were busy actually, you know, living:
- Bitcoin’s gone a bit wobbly. It’s like it had a really strong coffee and then remembered all its life choices.
- The ‘technical outlook’ (whatever that is) has ‘worsened’. Which basically means the people who predict things are worried. Naturally.
- Ether, Solana and XRP are doing…fine. Relatively. Like the sensible shoes of the crypto world.
SOLSOL$180.94◢6.33% (See? Sensible.)
Apparently, this is all a very serious ‘daily analysis’ by some analyst guy called Omkar Godbole – obviously, a very important title. He says Bitcoin is having a ‘deterioration’…sounds a bit…dramatic, doesn’t it? 🤔
BTC Loses Its Marbles (aka 100-day SMA)
It’s down over 1% today. ONE PERCENT. The horror. It’s officially gone below the 100-day simple moving average… which, if you rewind, is basically a line on a chart. And apparently, the sky is falling. Or at least the price is. It’s also crossed something called…the Ichimoku cloud. Honestly, it sounds like a Pokémon attack.
Apparently, this is similar to February’s breakdown, which led to a deeper sell-off. Oh dear. It’s like history repeating itself, except with slightly more confusing terminology.

They’re now babbling about Fibonacci retracements and 200-day SMAs. Seriously. Is this economics or some sort of secret code? The important thing to know is that if it goes below $105,390, things could get a bit hairy. Much like my hair after a particularly stressful day.
- Resistance: $111,592, $117,416, $120,000 (Sounds…expensive.)
- Support: $105,390, $100,928, $100,000 (Fingers crossed for ‘support’!)
XRP, ETH and SOL – The Sensible Ones
While Bitcoin is busy having an existential crisis, XRP is just…existing. It’s “stuck in the Ichimoku cloud” (still not sure what that is) which they say means no one can decide what’s happening. Honestly? Sounds like my dating life. 🤷
Ether and SOL are still doing comparatively well, which means that if people decide to be optimistic (a radical concept), those two might be better bets. Basically, they’re holding their own. Which, in the world of crypto, is a massive achievement.

So, there you have it. Bitcoin’s a bit down, other cryptos are…not as down. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go lie down and question all my life choices. Maybe I *should* have bought sensible shoes instead.
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