Well, I say, old bean, the chap Samson Mow, the fellow at the helm of JAN3, and a downright Bitcoin enthusiast if ever there was one, has taken to the digital ether to pose a corker of a question. What ho! Will the venerable Bitcoin reach the giddy heights of $1 million per coin, or will Michael Saylor’s treasure trove, Strategy, manage to squirrel away a cool million BTC first? A bit of a poser, what?
Meanwhile, the old cryptocurrency has taken a bit of a tumble, dipping below the $70,000 mark, which is a bit of a sticky wicket for the bulls. Some of the eggheads are chirping about a relief rally on the horizon, but we shall see, shan’t we?
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Samson Mow, the old sport, has given the community something to chew on over their morning cuppa. Will Bitcoin’s ascent to $1 million be a quicker dash than Strategy’s accumulation of a million BTC? It’s a bit like asking if Jeeves will finish polishing the silver before I finish my third martini. One can only speculate, old boy.
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At present, Bitcoin is changing hands just shy of $70,000, while Strategy’s coffers are brimming with a smidge over 700,000 BTC. They’ve got a bit of a way to go, haven’t they? Only about 300,000 more to hit the magic million. A mere bagatelle, one might say.
Does @Strategy accumulate 1,000,000 BTC first, or does BTC go to $1,000,000 first? This is the only question that matters.
– Samson Mow (@Excellion) March 11, 2026
This week, old Saylor announced that Strategy has snapped up 17,994 BTC for a cool $1.28 billion, at a tidy $70,946 per coin. Their total stash now stands at 738,731 BTC, worth a staggering $51,453,722,246. Not too shabby, eh?
“Bitcoin Shows Signs of a Jolly Good Rally,” Amina Bank’s Top Exec Chirps
In other news, a recent tweet from Amina Bank highlights a chat with their Head of Derivatives Trading, Andreja Cobeljic, who’s been spouting some bullish nonsense about Bitcoin. According to her, the digital gold is showing “more constructive signs than the headlines suggest,” which is a bit of a mouthful, if you ask me.
She reckons there are two main reasons for a potential surge. First, the negative funding rates on BTC perpetual futures have dropped to their lowest in a month. And second, the whales have been on a bit of a buying spree, snapping up BTC on the dips, especially in the low $60,000 range. Jolly good show, what?
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