Picture this: a world where corporations, asset managers, and even governments (yes, governments) are quietly hoarding Bitcoin like it’s the last slice of pizza at a tech conference. Sounds absurd, right? But according to some early Bitcoiners and analysts over at Swan Bitcoin, we might be teetering on the edge of what they’re calling a “Bitcoin treasury boom.” Not exactly a phrase you’d expect to hear in polite conversation, but here we are. 🍕💸
Unlike previous rallies fueled by retail investors frantically Googling “what is crypto?” this one is all about slow, deliberate accumulation. Companies like Strategy, Metaplanet, GameStop, and even Trump Media (because why not?) are casually adding BTC to their balance sheets. It’s almost as if they’ve decided that Bitcoin isn’t just a fad anymore—it’s the financial equivalent of duct tape. Handy for everything, including hedging against inflation and currency risk. 🌟
if Wall Street keeps snoozing, they might wake up to find Bitcoin has become the life of the party—and they weren’t invited. 😴🎉
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2025-07-27 18:40