Bitcoin’s price is chilling near $89K like a teenager avoiding chores, while its spot ETFs are bleeding cash faster than a Black Friday sale at a vampire-themed mall. 🧛♂️💸
The Great $450M Fire Sale 🚨
Auditioning for a Horror Movie 🎬👻
Daily BTC charts are throwing a bearish temper tantrum, complete with a “Bearish Flag of Doom ™️” since October. If BTC breaks below $85.22K-a level that’s historically been a safety net for bulls-get ready for a panic-buy alert at $80K. Bears, meanwhile, are sharpening their pitchforks. 🐻🔪
Breaking this flag could also confirm a “Reverse Cup and Handle” pattern, which sounds like a failed Starbucks drink. Bulls need to conquer $91.415K (a Fibonacci level that’s basically astrology for traders) to spark a rally. Until then, BTC is stuck in purgatory. 🧮🔮
Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of Trading With the Walking Dead. 📺🧟
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2025-12-22 13:53