Well, well, well. The US stock market just decided to break the record books, casually closing at the highest weekly levels EVER. The S&P 500 is now at 6,791.68, and the US 100 Index hit a mind-blowing 25,358.15. Who knew stocks could get this exciting? 😏
All thanks to inflation data that doesn’t make you want to cry, strong corporate earnings, and whispers that the Federal Reserve might actually make things easier on everyone. So naturally, investor optimism is soaring. Enter Ash Crypto, the crypto guru who decided to stir the pot on X by wondering: what would happen to Bitcoin if it, too, decided to play catch-up with the stock market?
The US Stock Market’s Record-Breaking Momentum
The S&P 500 is casually climbing like it’s training for an Olympic event, boosted by the Fed’s September rate cut and the promises of more. And oh, the US 100 Index? It smashed through 25,000, all thanks to tech stocks that apparently don’t know how to fail. The long-running bull market is alive and well – but don’t worry, there’s drama. The kind we live for. 😎
Now, here’s the juicy bit: while Wall Street’s partying like it’s 1999, Bitcoin seems to be snoozing on the sidelines. After starting October with a bang, soaring to over $126,000, Bitcoin then had a little moment of panic. 😬 It flash-crashed, and now, it’s lounging around $111,000. A mere mortal, just like us.
Ash Crypto’s post suggests that Bitcoin’s price is being unfairly held back. Like, why is Bitcoin not playing in the same league as the S&P 500 or US 100? Based on their percentage gains, Bitcoin could already be lounging somewhere between $140,000 and $150,000. But, you know, it’s Bitcoin – it does what it wants. 😜
When Bitcoin Finally Catches Up
The stock market always gets the first taste of liquidity whenever the Fed even remotely hints at loosening things up. After all, that’s where all the big players live. Bitcoin, on the other hand, is like that cool kid who takes their time getting to the party, but when they do, they steal the spotlight. 💃
Once Bitcoin catches the liquidity wave, it doesn’t mess around. In fact, according to Ash Crypto, Bitcoin’s price could shoot up to $130,000 – and fast. (Someone alert the party planners!) 🥳
Oh, and don’t just take his word for it. Bitcoin’s on-chain data is already flexing its muscles. The sell-side liquidity is at a 7-year low, with just 3.12 million BTC left on exchanges. Plus, long-term investors have scooped up a massive 373,700 BTC in the past month. Yep, things are about to get spicy. 🌶️
As of now, Bitcoin is trading at $111,600. But we all know that’s just the beginning. Hold on tight! 🚀

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2025-10-25 22:53