On a day as ordinary as a Moscow drizzle, Bitmine Immersion Technologies, Inc. (OTCQX: BMNRD) decided to pirouette onto the financial stage with the subtlety of a cat in a bathtub. Announcing their Bitcoin Treasury Advisory Practice—because who doesn’t need a little advice when juggling millions in digital gold?—they waltzed into a $4 million strategic transaction with a U.S. exchange-listed company.
In this grand spectacle, Bitmine will provide “Mining as a Service” (MaaS)—which, for the uninitiated, is not a new religion but rather the leasing of 3,000 bitcoin ASIC miners for $3.2 million until December 30, 2025. The catch? An upfront payment of $1.6 million. (Because nothing says commitment like paying half your fortune before the first miner even blinks.)
But wait, there’s more! Bitmine also pocketed an $800,000 consulting agreement for one year, focusing on bitcoin mining and treasury strategy. One can only imagine the boardroom: “Should we mine more?” “Yes.” “Brilliant, here’s $800k.”
This marks the first client for Bitmine’s advisory business—a debutante at the crypto ball—aiming to help public companies craft bitcoin-based revenue strategies and custody solutions. CEO Jonathan Bates, with the gravitas of Pontius Pilate washing his hands, observed that nearly 100 public companies now clutch bitcoin as a treasury asset. He predicts more will join this feverish dance, all clamoring for infrastructure and expert guidance in bitcoin treasury strategies.
So, dear reader, as the world spins and fortunes are mined from thin air, remember: in the theater of finance, everyone wants a front-row seat—preferably paid for in bitcoin. 💸🕺🤖
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2025-05-20 11:07