BNB Joins Coinbase: A Drama-Filled Listing or Just Another Crypto Power Struggle? 🤔💥

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Coinbase, ever the drama queen, just added Binance’s BNB token to its roadmap-probably to start a feud. Because what’s crypto without a little online spat? 🤡

Limitless Labs CEO CJ Hetherington, clearly bored, posted on X that Binance demands a 2M BNB deposit for listings, while Coinbase just wants you to “build something meaningful on Base.” Oh, sure, because building stuff is *so* much better than paying cash. 🤷♂️

Coinbase’s Jesse Pollak then dropped a bombshell: “It should cost 0% to be listed.” Classic. Because exchanges exist to do everyone a favor, not make money. 💸

Binance responded with a deleted X post threatening legal action-because threatening people is always a winning PR move. They later apologized, claiming their tone was “excessive.” Spoiler: Yelling at critics is never excessive. 🚨

Coinbase, sensing chaos, added BNB to its roadmap. CZ Zhao, Binance’s puppet master (64% BNB control, 0% accountability), praised the move but begged Coinbase to list “more BNB Chain projects.” Because why stop at one token when you can have a whole chain of drama? 🎭

CZ, now a silent partner (but still holding 94M tokens), probably sips margaritas while watching this unfold. Meanwhile, we’re all here trying to figure out if this is a listing or a reality show. 🤬

Increasing transparency for exchanges’ listings

Crypto traders know that a top exchange listing can make a token’s price spike or… well, crash. But hey, who needs stability when you can have drama? 📉

Binance tried “community co-governance” (read: let users vote on tokens) after CZ admitted their process was “broken.” Because nothing says “democracy” like a rushed listing. 🗳️

Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong, ever the visionary, said they need to rethink listings with 1M tokens created weekly. Their solution? A “free and merit-based” guide. By merit, they mean “pay us in memes.” 😂

BNB’s now the third-largest crypto, valued at $160B. Price? $1,149. Because nothing says “value” like a number that makes your wallet cry. 💸

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2025-10-17 02:22