Carney emphasized that the new trade deal negotiations between Canada (🦫) and the U.S. (🇺🇸) would begin immediately—much like the time my aunt announced she was “starting her diet right after dessert.” This, of course, signals a noble quest to fortify economic ties, or at least to get a decent handshake photo op without any awkward eye contact.
He went on to lavishly praise Trump’s plan to host trade chats with over 75 partners—a number so large it makes me assume we’re inviting anyone with a passport. Naturally, these top-secret gatherings could shake up the world’s trading game like my cousin who rearranges Monopoly rules mid-round. 🌍
In his statement, Carney insisted that Canada keep forging trade bonds with countries sharing its deep, unwavering love of maple syrup, free ideas, and Tim Hortons donuts—an agenda I can only applaud while sipping my double-double. 🏒🍁
Meanwhile, Israel, Japan, and South Korea appear to be packing their bags too, racing to the U.S. for their own trade powwows. Because who doesn’t love a last-minute festivities invite—especially when the buffet might include tariffs, tweets, and a side of mild international chaos? 🍿
Read More
- OM PREDICTION. OM cryptocurrency
- Jellyrolls Exits Disney’s Boardwalk: Another Icon Bites the Dust?
- Carmen Baldwin: My Parents? Just Folks in Z and Y
- Despite Strong Criticism, Days Gone PS5 Is Climbing Up the PS Store Pre-Order Charts
- Solo Leveling Season 3: What You NEED to Know!
- Jelly Roll’s 120-Lb. Weight Loss Leads to Unexpected Body Changes
- Netflix’s Dungeons & Dragons Series: A Journey into the Forgotten Realms!
- Lisa Rinna’s RHOBH Return: What She Really Said About Coming Back
- Beyond Paradise Season 3 Release Date Revealed – Fans Can’t Wait!
- Disney’s ‘Snow White’ Bombs at Box Office, Worse Than Expected
2025-04-10 09:37