Hot samba in the icy corridors of NY: Meliuz, the Brazilian virtuoso of zeros and ones, has decided that Gringos-forever hungry for the next shiny button-should play with its newly Americanised ADRs. And why not? Nothing calms Chekhov’s eternal boredom like swapping two tropical shares for one chilly cousin called MLIZY.
The Ranch Never Looked So Small 🐄
Imagine a modest clerk from Salvador sprinting across Atlantic fog, waving slips of paper and shouting: “Senhoras e Senhores, behold, Bitcoin per share!” Of course this man is named Israel Salmen, the melancholy chairman who solemnly declares through bank-engraved initials that life, trust, and dividends will henceforth be measured in BTC. In the courtyard uncle J.P. Morgan counts coins with the patience of an old waiter balancing a tray of sobbing glasses. Two Brazilian shares waltz, shrink, emerge as one American receipt. Voilà: international investor drama, comic opera on chalkboards.
Meanwhile, behind the velvet curtain, the accountants have announced a Q2 2025 spectacle: 595.7 Bitcoins squatting like plump grandmothers in the cellar. Growth sings dangerously-900 % yield, says the press release, as if even tragedy would now wear a clown nose. The 46th throne in the kingdom of BTC must feel drafty, but the company swears it will keep knitting more sweaters of satoshis per share, forever and ever, amen. 😜
Dear Investors of Somewhere Else,
We hereby admit, with the same grace someone empties an ashtray on a rainy Tuesday, that our venture into United States markets is less a conquest and more an awkward house call. “Please, sit. Have coffee. The risk is strong, the coffee stronger.”
Let us therefore nod politely at the OTCQX bell-it rings, it tingles, it does not sneeze. Everyone applauds with the enthusiasm reserved for the third encore of a provincial quartet. Somewhere, Chekhov’s own Ranevskaya sighs: “Nothing ever changes, except the commas in the ledger.”
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2025-08-17 11:58