BTC Chaos: Saylor Spends $45.6M on Bitcoin, Trump Blames Democrats for Shutdown Drama!

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Michael Saylor’s Strategy Inc. buys 397 BTC for $45.6M while Trump goes on a blaming spree about the shutdown!

Well, well, well. Michael Saylor’s Strategy Inc. just gobbled up 397 shiny new Bitcoin for a whopping $45.6 million. And guess what? It’s all happening while the U.S. government is on the brink of a never-ending shutdown. Talk about timing! As the federal government tugs at its political hair and fights over the budget, Saylor’s team is busy stacking up on the world’s most volatile digital gold. Now that’s a strategy, isn’t it? 🤔

Strategy Inc. Sees Opportunity in the Chaos

Strategy Inc. confirmed that it snapped up these 397 Bitcoin at a bargain price of about $114,771 per coin. And get this: they didn’t even need to borrow any money! No loans, no drama-just cold, hard internal funds. With this latest acquisition, the firm now holds a staggering 641,205 Bitcoin, which cost them a mind-boggling $47.49 billion. But who’s counting, right?

Michael Saylor, the wizard behind this madness, tweeted (or X-ed? Is that still a thing?) that their Bitcoin yield for 2025 is a jaw-dropping 26.1%. That’s right folks-while some are still scratching their heads, Strategy Inc. is busy growing its Bitcoin empire. Who needs stock market stability when you’ve got Bitcoin, right? 💸

Strategy has acquired 397 BTC for ~$45.6 million at ~$114,771 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 26.1% YTD 2025. As of 11/2/2025, we hodl 641,205 acquired for ~$47.49 billion at ~$74,057 per bitcoin.

– Michael Saylor (@saylor)

According to filings from the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), this move is all about “long-term asset building” or, more likely, just Saylor’s way of flexing in front of his crypto minions. While short-term market swings and economic hiccups might scare the average investor, Strategy is holding its ground. With Bitcoin holdings valued at roughly $69.17 billion, it seems Saylor is planning to turn this rollercoaster ride into a profitable trip.

Trump’s Shutdown Drama: Who’s to Blame?

Now, over in the political circus, former President Donald Trump has found the perfect scapegoat for the U.S. government shutdown: the Democrats! In a fiery interview with CBS News, he declared that the shutdown is all the Democrats’ fault. Thousands of federal workers? Unpaid. Federal services? Slowing to a crawl. According to Trump, the Dems are “irresponsible” for holding up crucial funding bills. I mean, is anyone really surprised? 😜

The shutdown is about to hit a one-month milestone, and it’s already on track to become one of the longest in U.S. history. Trump is urging Republicans to keep voting, until, in his words, “a deal is reached.” Ah, politics at its finest. But hey, it’s not all bad-Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong is still hopeful about a crypto market structure bill passing this year. Fingers crossed? 🤞

Bitcoin Drops Below $108K: Short-Term Haters Panic!

Back to the Bitcoin funhouse-Bitcoin is now trading at around $107,600, taking a little 2.5% dip in the last 24 hours. 📉 TradingView data shows that short-term holders are sweating buckets, desperately clutching onto their Bitcoin like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic. Many of them bought at higher prices and are now holding onto losses. Oops!

According to Glassnode, the stress levels among short-term holders are rising faster than a rollercoaster at a theme park. This often results in panic selling, which could send prices down even further. But, hold your horses! These dips create golden opportunities for long-term buyers who are brave enough to play the waiting game. 👀

Despite all the drama, big fish like Strategy Inc. continue to add to their Bitcoin stash. It seems that even in the midst of a political circus and market turbulence, some investors still believe in the potential of Bitcoin. Who’s laughing now? 😂

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2025-11-04 08:31