Yellow’s Big Reveal: Ripple Backed Startup Sparks XRP Frenzy! 🚀

Yellow touts itself as a “crypto infrastructure outfit”-fancy words for “we’re building a superhighway for blockchains to chat, trade, and possibly even have a polite chat about their feelings.” Think of it as a sort of Tinder for blockchains, matching up with exchange brokerages and hoping everyone will fall in love with seamless liquidity. Naturally, the big question on everyone’s mind is: does this have anything to do with XRP? Well, even if the words “Ripple” and “XRP” aren’t loud and proud in Yellow’s official chatter, the tech’s direction feels just shiny enough to make XRP enthusiasts nod sagely and whisper, “Yep, this is fitting right into our fast-settlement, highly liquid universe.” 🙂

Europeans Spend Crypto on Groceries? Who Knew? 😂💰

Europeans aren’t just stacking crypto-they’re spending it on groceries, café runs, and their endless carousel of subscription services. Fresh figures shared exclusively with TopMob offer a detailed look at spending trends from the WhiteBIT Nova Visa debit card service. The card has processed more than €50 million in transactions to date. Users are spending roughly €500 to €1,000 a month on everyday purchases, with €750 emerging as the regional average. 🤯

Bitcoin’s Chaotic Dance: A Tale of $95K and Market Whimsy 🚀💸

On Wednesday, the 1-hour chart paints a tale of exuberance and fatigue. After a rocket-fueled rally that peaked at $94,652, bitcoin’s price has cooled off, consolidating between $92,000 and $93,000. Volume has taken a post-party nap-once euphoric, now subdued-hinting that the crowd might be catching its breath. One might say the market is merely rehearsing for a encore… or a midlife crisis.

Pi Network’s 2025 Crisis: A Token’s Tragic Journey 🚀💸

While the Core Team’s AI-driven alchemy has eased the KYC labyrinth, one cannot help but ponder if the gods of crypto have conspired to mock their efforts. The token’s price, a spectral wraith, haunts the charts, while the bulls, now mere shadows of their former selves, seem to have retreated to the shadows of despair. 🐂📉

What Time Is the FOMC Meeting Today? The Curtain Rises on Economic Drama

Followed, at 2:30 p.m., by the venerable Chair Jerome Powell, who will grace us with his press conference, a sort of theatrical monologue in which he endeavors to explain the mysterious dance of interest rates and economic projections. Oh, the thrill of hearing the words ‘growth’, ‘inflation’, ‘jobs’, and ‘future’ all in one breath-like a lullaby or a foreboding prophecy-depending on your perspective. 🌪️💼

🚀 Cardano’s Midnight: $10B or Bust? Hoskinson’s Wild Ride! 🍜✈️

Cardano price chart

In a livestream from Colorado (after a dramatic cancellation in Abu Dhabi thanks to food poisoning and a wonky jet-because who doesn’t love a good crypto saga? 🍜✈️), Hoskinson framed Midnight as both a tech marvel and a middle finger to the crypto establishment. “We’re doing it differently,” he basically said, “because we’re not here to play by the rules of the VC-funded, ICO-obsessed crowd.”