Ether, ever the ambitious extraterrestrial, would *love* to start a brand-new trend—right after bulls wrestle the price over $2,635, no big deal, just your average financial Everest.
After being unceremoniously turned away from $1.60 (did they not RSVP?), our protagonist Fartcoin trudged somberly back to the comfort of $1.00, its dignity slightly mussed. Repeated attempts to storm the barricades at $1.45 have ended in gentle but unmistakable rejection—like proposing to Yelena at sunrise, only to see her glance longingly toward Moscow.
It is a tale told by candles and half-empty bottles: lower highs, waning confidence, and yet—yes, dear reader!—the sturdy oak of support remains unbroken. As long as $0.73 does not yield, hope lingers like the scent of cabbage in a summer apartment.
But fear not, dear reader, for the bulls are here to hold a key price level. Their resilience at this crucial zone is nothing short of a modern-day Shakespearean drama. And let us not forget, Morpho’s total value locked on Base is nearing a staggering $2 billion!
But, oh dear, the regulators in the EU, with their stern faces and even sterner questions, were not quite as enchanted. They wanted to know if these tokens were as well-structured as a perfectly baked chocolate cake, or if they were more like a messy, unidentifiable blob that blurred the line between real equity and derivatives. 🤔
New protocols like JTO, KMNO, and Jupiter [JUP] are now at the top, showing a shift in how users and developers are interacting with the network.
Could this be the harbinger of the next great ascent, or merely a cruel jest of the market gods?
For the time being, Satoshi remains the reigning sovereign of the top cryptocurrency, boasting a formidable 1,123,500 BTC. This figure, of course, is derived from a pattern-based blockchain analysis, and is thus subject to the whims of fate and fortune. 🔍
The Donald Trump-inspired meme coin is making its way to Tron, as confirmed by the X account run by Fight Fight Fight LLC—a Delaware-based firm and one of the main entities behind the official TRUMP token. The update comes shortly after Tron’s founder, Justin Sun, announced that World Financial Liberty’s stablecoin USD1 had also launched on the Tron blockchain. TRUMP hasn’t been keeping pace with other digital assets lately; over the last 30 days, the token has dropped nearly 17% against the U.S. dollar. Currently priced at $8.49 per coin, TRUMP is also down 88.4% from its all-time high of $73.43 reached six months ago on Jan. 19, 2025. 📉😱
The one-hour chart looks like a soap opera marathon—XRP makes a dramatic exit at $2.354, only to slink back in at $2.249, before attempting a comeback. If you’re braver than my taste in karaoke, maybe you’d jump in around $2.28–$2.29 (pullback permitting). Should XRP strut above $2.31–$2.32 in a flurry of green candles and FOMO, that’s your cue for an adrenaline-fueled scalp. Targets: $2.33–$2.35, stop-loss sensibly tucked nearby at $2.26—because, in crypto, you need seatbelts.
