VPNs in 2025: Your Salvation or Mere Digital Delusion? (Find Out! 😂)

Does it surprise you, dear reader, in this era where every swindler at your local ISP leers at your very soul (and your purchase history) that VPNs are sold as fortresses for your secrets? The ISPs – those shadowy functionaries of our digital bureaucracy – scribble your every sin and whim into ledgers only to barter them for kopecks to advertisers. Should a “breach” occur, as they so blandly say, your browsing habits face a greater terror than Siberia. VPNs, in their modest way, tilt against such windmills.

Cardano’s ADA Soars 7%: Is a $0.60 Breakthrough on the Horizon? 🚀

Interest in Cardano is heating up, thanks in part to the launch of Reeve, a new project that’s as exciting as a new flavor of ice cream. 🍦 Meanwhile, Coinspeaker reported earlier that ADA had broken the critical $0.50 support level, which is a bit like breaking a leg just before the big race. But hey, at least it’s still in the game!

Fax Machines in $30 Trillion Trade System? XDC Says No Way!

Small and medium-sized enterprises (SMEs) are still routinely denied financing due to fragmented infrastructure and therefore face barriers when participating in global commerce. In its latest report, CryptoMoon Research analyses increasing number of institutions and governments asking whether blockchain can offer a more efficient model. One notable project in this regard is the XDC Network.

Wall Street’s On-Chain Debauchery: Kraken’s Daring Dance with DeFi and BNB Chain

On July 9, in a move that has all the subtlety of a fireworks display, our dear crypto exchange Kraken announced a partnership with the dashing tokenization firm Backed and the oh-so-glamorous BNB Chain. They’re taking their xStocks and expanding it into the arms of one of the most fervent blockchain networks available, like a starlet stepping onto the red carpet. 🎉

Mark Twain’s Take on TAO Alpha’s Bitcoin Strategist

According to a press release that found its way to crypto.news, this publicly listed artificial intelligence and infrastructure company is planning to shake things up. They’re not just changing their name; they’re also setting their sights on establishing a Bitcoin treasury, and who better to guide them than Mark Moss, starting from August 1, 2025? 🚀

Bitcoin’s Trapped in a Ridiculous Range—When Will It Finally Make a Move?

So, you’re staring at the daily chart, hoping for some action, but nope! Bitcoin’s forming what they call a “higher low” at $108,000, which basically means it fell down, took a little nap, and still refuses to get up. Support between $98,240 and $100,000 is apparently “holding firm”—Oh, congratulations! Give it a medal! Meanwhile, resistance at $110,587 is just sitting there, rolling its eyes every time Bitcoin tries to get close. Volume’s picking up around the lows, which might mean someone’s actually getting interested, but my guess is they’re just bored. If it can actually breach $110k with “conviction” (whatever that means), up we go! If not, and it dips below $104,000…well, cue the sad trombone.

SPX6900: The Meme Coin That’s Got Everyone Talking (And Laughing) 🤣

SPX6900 (SPX) is trading at $1.42 as of press time, a 8% jump in the past 24 hours. This follows an earlier 11% surge, bringing its 7-day gain to a whopping 20%. The current market cap stands at $1.32 billion, based on a circulating supply of 930 million tokens. Daily trading volume reached $94.4 million, with price action ranging between $1.28 and $1.44, according to Coingecko data. SPX6900 is still down 17.8% from its all-time high of $1.73, recorded on June 11, 2025. Yet, the broader trend remains upward, buoyed by recent market interest and social activity.