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Mr. Garlinghouse, with a wit as sharp as his cravat, has taken it upon himself to rebuke Mr. Dimon for his persistent disdain of the crypto realm. “Pray, sir,” one imagines him declaring, “have you not misrepresented the very essence of this legislation? Your remarks, I fear, are either a deliberate attempt to sow discord or a lamentable display of ignorance.”

Exodus Markets is now available! It lets you trade tokenized assets with true on-chain ownership. Featuring over 200 leading global brands, it’s powered by Ondo Finance and currently accessible in select regions.

The defendant is accused of lying about the company’s profits, savings, and the value of its investments, according to court records. The Justice Department revealed these charges on Friday, stating the alleged misconduct occurred between 2020 and 2024.

Bankman-Fried’s legal team, bless their overpaid hearts, argued the entire trial was rigged, claiming Judge Lewis A. Kaplan barred evidence that would have proved FTX was merely “illiquid, not insolvent!” as if that distinction matters when you’ve spent your customers’ money on luxury penthouses, shady political donations, and whatever harebrained risk trades Alameda Research cooked up between rounds of video games. The three-judge appellate panel listened to this argument with the same patience Woland might show a con man hawking fake indulgences on a street corner, then promptly rejected every claim of bias and evidentiary foul play as about as convincing as a three-ruble card trick performed by a drunk magician.

Securitize, a company that turns real-world assets into tokens, is now offering its high-quality collateralized loan obligation (CLO) fund on the Solana blockchain. This expansion makes the fund accessible to a wider range of investors using the Solana network.

Exodus Movement has launched Exodus Markets, working with Ondo Finance, to let users in certain areas trade over 200 different tokenized stocks, ETFs, and real-world assets using the Solana blockchain. This announcement was made on June 12th.

These aren’t your grandma’s research grants. Oh no, this is industrial policy with a side of profit-seeking. IBM gets a cool $1 billion to build a superconducting wafer foundry, because nothing says “future” like a billion-dollar waffle iron. GlobalFoundries snags $375 million for a multi-architecture fab, which sounds like something out of a sci-fi novel but is probably just a very expensive factory. The remaining $636 million is split among seven companies actually building quantum computers, because why put all your eggs in one basket when you can scatter them across superconducting, trapped ion, photonic, and neutral-atom modalities?

Imagine a circus where the ringmaster is a spreadsheet and the clowns are traders. We’ll compare the S&P 500, Russell US, and S&P Total Market inclusion pathways, offer a trading playbook for the first 10 days, and highlight the risks-because nothing says “fun” like financial jargon and charts.

Looking at the recent price chart for Bitcoin ($BTC), the current pattern is still developing. While it initially appeared to be a bear flag, it now resembles a bear pennant. Although the name has changed, the overall trend remains downward. The key benefit of this pennant pattern is that it suggests a timeframe for when the price will likely either rise or fall.