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Only if the $0.10 demand zone doesn’t act like a 5-star hotel with no vacancies. 🏨

These gentlemen, weathered by decades of metallic intrigue, are said to possess a nose so refined they can sniff a bullion bar from miles away. Their task? To help Tether grow its glittering mountain, one ingot at a time.

In a missive scrawled across X, Adams waxed poetic about Uniswap’s metamorphosis from a “humble side project” to a “global financial titan”-a phoenix rising from the ashes of countless all-nighters. Now, it powers $1.8 trillion in trades annually. Impressive, or perhaps a modern-day Potemkin village?

Enter Chad Steingraber, crypto commentator and self-proclaimed “prophet of the blockchain,” who flung the news into the void like a digital lit fuse. The crypto community, ever the enthusiastic pyrotechnicians, responded with the fervor of a thousand caffeinated monks. “Behold!” he declared, as if summoning a crypto-unicorn from the depths of the Ethereum blockchain. 🦄

According to a Monday announcement (which, let’s be honest, was probably written on a napkin in a pub 🍻), this is their biggest purchase since late September. The average price? A cool $102,557 per Bitcoin. That’s a lot of tea and biscuits, let me tell you. With this latest splurge, their Bitcoin stash now stands at a whopping 641,692 BTC. That’s enough to make even Granny Weatherwax raise an eyebrow. 🧙‍♀️

Ladies and gentlemen, Startale Group, in cahoots with Sony Blockchain Labs, proudly presents their latest marvel: the Startale App. This “SuperApp” is designed to make blockchain interactions as intuitive as a toddler swiping a screen… if the toddler were also a sorcerer. 🧙♂️📱

Ripple (XRP), that enigmatic token, traded at $2.45, a mere shadow of its former self, having tumbled 33% from its yearly peak. Oh, the drama of it all! Even the filing of Canary’s 8A with the SEC, usually a harbinger of launch, failed to lift its spirits. Bloomberg’s Eric Balchunas, ever the optimist, predicts trading to commence by Thursday. 🗓️

So, what does this all mean? Well, Canary Capital has just dropped the paperwork that makes it all official. That sweet Form 8-A registration with the SEC could be the thing that finally gets this show on the road, and Nasdaq is poised to get its hands on those juicy XRP shares.

Well, here we are again. It’s your daily dose of CoinDesk 20 updates, where we all pretend to understand what’s going on in the cryptocurrency world. At the moment, the CoinDesk 20 is hanging in there at a respectable 3420.49, but it’s taken a little tumble-down by 2.1% (-73.11) since 4 p.m. ET on Monday. Just when you thought things couldn’t get more exciting…

Or, heavens forbid, what if the US government, in its infinite wisdom, ends its shutdown prematurely, unleashing a torrent of SEC commentary to spoil the party? 🍾🤡