Dogecoin’s Artificial Prophecy: Will a Machine Predict Millionaire Memes?
An algorithm — forged not in a gulag, but perhaps deserving of one — prophesies a 17% rise for the meme coin within a mere thirty days. The way is supposedly clear for DOGE to hurl itself to $0.2 by the first week of August. Perhaps next month will be a harvest, with peasants everywhere rallying their rickety portfolios as another coin, utterly serious in its unseriousness, reaches for $0.21. Or perhaps it’s just another hallucination induced by the fumes of speculation.