Cryptonews

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In the hushed corners of the internet, where code and coins dance a wild tango, Bitcoin leapt to $125,000 last October, a number so grand it made even the most jaded Wall Street types blink twice. But as any old farmer knows, the best harvests are followed by seasons of rest. The market’s breath caught in its throat, and now whispers swirl: 2026 may be the year the crypto fields lie fallow, letting the soil of optimism settle before the next planting.

According to Friday’s Wall Street Journal-a publication that’s seen more crypto drama than a Shakespearean tragedy-the lawsuit accuses Jump Trading of profiting from Terra’s 2022 implosion like vultures at a desert caravan wreck. Alongside the company’s co-founder William DiSomma and ex-president Kanav Kariya, the suit paints a picture of avarice so bold it’d make a bank robber blush. 💸

Our U.S. Attorney’s Office, stationed faithfully in the South District of New York, reminded us that Magdaleno was instrumental in orchestrating this ludicrous two-step with assets extracted from unsuspecting chaps looking for a bit of a financial flutter on the ups and downs of cryptocurrency. This, as it turned out, was an old-school confidence trick with fresh digital trimmings.

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This tightening of the fiscal noose hath sent tremors through the ranks of macro analysts, who, with furrowed brows, prognosticate doom for Bitcoin. Might it plummet below $63,000? Alas, the cryptosphere holds its breath. 💸

A whole passel of digital asset and fintech groups are tryin’ to head off any restrictions on these stablecoin incentives. The Blockchain Association, a Washington-based trade organization representin’ crypto and blockchain enterprises, dispatched a letter on the 18th of December warnin’ Congress against revisitin’ the GENIUS Act’s stablecoin reward provisions. Seems they’re fearin’ a second helping of trouble.

During a policy discussion that was approximately 47% jargon and 53% caffeine-fueled optimism, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) held a roundtable that could generously be described as “slightly less bureaucratic than usual.” Chairperson Paul S. Atkins, who may or may not have been sipping from a mug labeled “World’s Best Regulator,” framed crypto as a positive force for modernizing markets. He even dropped this gem: “Crypto has been a forcing function,” which is regulatory-speak for “It’s making us actually think about stuff for once.”

MoonPay, that sly alchemist, turns dollars into digital dust and back again, all while gobbling startups like a gourmand at a buffet. 🍴 And who joins this feast? None other than Caroline Pham, former CFTC chair, now MoonPay’s legal sorceress. 🧙‍♀️

Now, hold your horses and ignore the infernal cries of catastrophe; for the so-called calamity is but an illusion, a play upon words about the concept known as amendment blocking. Here, the network does not collapse into chaos but ensnares these servers in a state of purposeful exclusion. Like the steadfast peon who learns the rules only to find himself outside their bounds, old software finds itself bewildered by new mandates and is thus relegated to the sidelines. 📜