Cryptonews
Trump’s Crypto Dreams Dashed! What’s Next? 🚨
This was the first major Election Day since President Trump’s return to the White House. While this was a setback for the Trump administration, it has also raised concerns about the future of crypto regulations. 🤔💸
MARA Sells $236M BTC: Is This a Trap or Just a Tea Bagging?

Is #MARA, the #Bitcoin mining firm that’s been buying BTC like it’s Black Friday, now selling? 🛒➡️💸
North Korea’s Crypto Shenanigans: $3B Heist Exposed! 💸💥

On Tuesday, the U.S. Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) unveiled its latest move: designating eight individuals and two entities for their role in processing funds from cybercrime and dubious IT ventures. One imagines the North Korean banks involved were simply “helping out” their neighbors, not quietly managing $5.3 million in crypto through the “First Credit Bank.” How quaint. 🏦
Litecoin’s Labyrinth: Bulls vs. Bears in a Sarcastic Samba 🐂💃🐻

Litecoin lingers at $87.10, a 1.11% bloom in its bouquet today, despite a week that saw it shed 11.09% of its value like a snake molting its skin. 🐍💸 Market cap: $6.66 billion (how delightfully infernal!). Trading volume: $1.03 billion, down 5.01%-a slight thaw in the arctic frenzy. Yet, behold! The $85 level held firm, a digital Maginot Line, as sellers prodded it to a 24-hour nadir of $80.10, only for buyers to swoop in like caffeinated knights, thrusting the price toward $88.82. A tale of resilience? Or a prelude to tragedy? 🤷♂️
Oh, Pi Coin, How You Waver and Wane!
In the grand theater of the market, where uncertainty takes on the role of the villain and investor hesitation stars as the subdued protagonist, the ongoing decline has shamelessly whisked away a significant portion of recent gains. Both external conditions and internal sentiment are conspiring in this downward waltz.
Saylor’s Bitcoin Obsession: Euro Funds Now? 💸

One observes, with a detached amusement, that the Nasdaq is rather more buoyant than Mr. Saylor’s little hobby. A pity, really. But then, rational investment was never the point, was it?
Is XRP Going Down or Just Taking a Nap? Here’s What You Need to Know 🤔💸

So, XRP’s stuck in a bearish zone, trading below $2.50. It’s not alone, though – Bitcoin and Ethereum are dragging their feet right alongside it. XRP took another nosedive below $2.350 and $2.30. Because why not?