Cryptonews

BeInCrypto has done its homework and analysed three of these stealthy privacy coins that investors should keep their eye on in November, after some impressive gains. Ready to dive in? Of course you are.

Now, Szabo doesn’t pull any punches. He likens Bitcoin’s growth to those hot NASDAQ stocks – a wild ride of adoption waves, explosive speculative highs, and a whole lot of noise in between. Because who doesn’t love a little chaos with their investments, right?

Dash, the stealthy ninja 🥷 of the crypto world, is finally getting the spotlight it deserves. Who needs Bitcoin when you’ve got anonymity and secure transactions? Not this token, that’s for sure!

Remarks by Binance co-founder and former CEO Changpeng Zhao (CZ), suggesting that Nigeria “kidnapped” and jailed former employee Tigran Gambaryan for eight months without cause, have sparked outrage among Nigerians. Many Nigerians, including Web3 influencers, have branded the comments disrespectful, and some have demanded a public apology. 🤬

Stream Finance took to X (yeah, just like that tardy weekend bird that never delivers) on Monday to announce they’ve called in the big guns – lawyers from Perkins Coie – to sleuth out what happened. “We’re actively withdrawing all liquid assets and expect this process to be completed in the very near term,” they said. Oh, you know, in that oh-so-assured tone. “We will provide periodic updates as additional information becomes available.” 📢 Cue dramatic pause.

Solana’s SOL token has fallen to its lowest level since August, breaking below the upward trendline, representing the bull run from April lows. It seems the music has stopped, and everyone’s leaving the party! 🕺

Well, well, well. Michael Saylor’s Strategy Inc. just gobbled up 397 shiny new Bitcoin for a whopping $45.6 million. And guess what? It’s all happening while the U.S. government is on the brink of a never-ending shutdown. Talk about timing! As the federal government tugs at its political hair and fights over the budget, Saylor’s team is busy stacking up on the world’s most volatile digital gold. Now that’s a strategy, isn’t it? 🤔

Now, with Palisade tucked neatly under its wing, Ripple can play the gracious host to banks, fintechs, and corporations who’ve been nervously clutching their digital assets like pearls at a scandalous soirée. “Fear not, darlings,” Ripple coos, “we’ve got multi-party computation and zero-trust architecture-fancy words for ‘we won’t let the riff-raff steal your Monopoly money.'” 💼🔒

Institutional adoption of blockchain is moving faster than a caffeinated cheetah, and Ripple’s RLUSD is leading the charge-because nothing says “trust me, bro” like a stablecoin regulated by New York’s finest. The crypto overlords announced that RLUSD hit a $1 billion market cap in its first year, proving that even finance bros need a little stability in their lives.

As the clock strikes December 2025, a proposal will unfurl as part of a grandiose “Market Integration Package.” If our esteemed member states nod in agreement (fingers crossed), these transitions might materialize by late 2026, culminating in a “European SEC” worthy of any Hollywood script, modeled on America’s illustrious Securities and Exchange Commission. Oh, the ambition!