With $1 trillion wiped from the market and macro headwinds piling up, the recent pullback may be just the beginning of a deeper reset. Or, you know, the universe deciding to take a coffee break. ☕
Aster’s trading at $1.25 right now, down 4.2% in the last 24 hours. But hey, it’s holding steady like a champ in a $1.02-$1.39 range. Up 22% in a week and 19% in a month? Not bad for a token that probably still lives with its parents. 😏 Trading volume? Through the roof at $953 million, up 27%. Derivatives markets, though? Acting like they’ve got a headache and just want to go home. Futures volume up 7%, but open interest down 6.6%. Traders, you’re so moody! 😒
Bitcoin, that darling of the digital realm, has suffered a most unbecoming decline of 7.32% in the past day, now languishing at a mere £85,566. Its market cap, once a towering £1.70 trillion, has shrunk like a timid wallflower at a ball, while trading volumes have surged to £96 billion, a sure sign of panic among the ranks. 🥴
Can the downtrodden DOGE truly clutch the $0.15 base, like some intellectual swansong, amid this digital fray? Its brethren falter and decay, yet DOGE stands firm, more like a philosophizing prisoner than a transient token!
Behold, the crypto markets, once a haven for the bold, now face the chill of renewed stress as liquidity wanes. Arthur Hayes, the sage of Bitmex and CIO of Maelstrom, proclaimed on the 17th of November that the fading embrace of institutional flows and the tightening noose of the dollar have cast a shadow over the bullish chants of politicians. Bitcoin, once a darling of the masses, now stands exposed to the whims of sharper swings. 🌪️
The attack, a masterclass in deception, unfolds with the elegance of a well-rehearsed play. A mere click on a malicious link, and voilà! Your WhatsApp account is hijacked, and malware slithers into your device like a ghost in the machine. 🕵️♂️💻
According to investment bank Jefferies, the recent surge in gold prices isn’t merely due to the usual suspects-no, this time, we have Tether playing the role of the unexpected villain… or hero? You decide. Their accumulation of substantial gold bullion is tightening supply and giving the precious metal a serious case of the jitters.
515,054 BNB, as of 18th November 2025. But who’s counting, really? Oh wait… that’s quite a lot!
Il semblerait que, malgré deux ETFs déjà ouverts et deux autres en préparation comme autant de prétendants à la scène, le prix continue à faire le mariole et se cabre. La discordance est telle qu’on se demande si la pièce n’est pas une comédie de moeurs! 😂
Portnoy, with the audacity of a man who’s never known fear, has thrown $1 million at XRP, $750k at Bitcoin, and $400k at Ethereum. He calls it “buying the dip,” but let’s be honest-it’s a desperate dance with the shadows of the market. XRP, once a golden child, now limps at $2.13, a broken doll in a storm of despair. 🌩️📉
