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XRP, with all the dignity of a deflated balloon, now resides below $2.00. The ETF’s debut must have been… dramatic gasp… a triumph! 🤣🤣😭

The wider crypto market, a congregation of souls in the digital realm, followed Bitcoin’s descent, resulting in the liquidation of over $914 million from leveraged traders. Among these, more than $703 million belonged to the long traders, their hopes crushed in a long squeeze, a cruel jest of the market. 😭

AVAX One, once known as the humble AgriFORCE Growing Systems-because apparently, farming tech wasn’t enough fun-pivoted last September to the wild world of crypto treasuries. Their grand plan? Raise a cool half-billion (yes, with a “b”) to snatch up AVAX, perhaps dreaming of turning their digital pumpkins into golden carriages, all under the watchful eye of Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci, who, like a seasoned captain, advises from the helm.

Ah, the elusive charm of XRP-a digital siren-whose price, like the most capricious of lovers, has plunged below the wistful threshold of $2.00, a number that once seemed as distant as hope on a rainy Monday. Just when we thought the tides might turn, after that tantalizing ETF approval-oh, the irony!-the coin tumbled back into … Read more

In an ironic twist of fate, the fate of the AI bubble now lies not in the hands of tech prophets or Wall Street sages, but in the mighty palms of a chip-making titan, Nvidia. And when the numbers were read aloud-stronger than expected-Nvidia’s Californian fortress breathed a sigh of relief. For now, the AI bubble is… held at bay.

Bitcoin, the original crash-test dummy, has taken the lead in this chaotic dance of despair. Altcoins? They’re all just trying to keep up with the chaos. 🕵️‍♂️💥

Well now, U.S. spot solana ETFs have stretched their inflow streak to 17 days straight, like a river of greenbacks dancing into their coffers since they kicked off Oct. 28. By the skin of their teeth, they’ve avoided a single withdrawal-what a spectacle! 🎉

Brad Garlinghouse, the self-appointed master of ceremonies for this carnival, congratulated Bitwise with a wink and a flourish: the “pre-Thanksgiving XRP ETF turkey trot” has begun. One imagines a scene: CEOs dancing around office tables in pilgrim hats, plotting global domination with a side of cranberry sauce. 🍗

Fresh off the press, new derivatives data shows that traders are in full-on “cautious mode” right now. Open Interest (OI) across OP markets has been stuck between $54.3 million and $54.5 million like it’s a hamster wheel no one wants to leave. Looks like traders are waiting for the inevitable market breakout before committing to any long or short positions. Nothing says “I’m cautiously optimistic” quite like a stagnating OI. Just don’t expect any fireworks unless someone gets bold enough to make a move.

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