Cryptonews

Oh, the rate of Bitcoin (BTC) has descended by 0.64%-a number so small it’s almost a joke, yet it haunts the hearts of investors like a specter. 🧠

Kenya, with its freshly inked Virtual Asset Service Providers (VASP) Act, now watches as Bitcoin ATMs sprout like weeds in Nairobi’s malls. These kiosks, cheekily branded “Bankless Bitcoin,” taunt regulators who still hold their licensing pens in suspense. One might call it poetic justice-or perhaps a bureaucratic slap in the face.

Fidelity introduced the Fidelity Solana Fund (FSOL) on Tuesday, positioning it as the firm’s third spot crypto ETF and its first to incorporate staking. The fund begins trading on NYSE Arca at a moment of heightened competition in the Solana ETF segment, which remains relatively young but is rapidly attracting new issuers. 🏃‍♂️💨

His latest data breakdown? A three-layered cake of chaos: futures, spot, and on-chain. In the futures realm, he sighs, “Whales have swam off to sunnier waters 🐠, leaving retail to play dress-up with BTC. The internal flow profile? A ghost town. No more big players staking their coins like crypto Tinder profiles.”

Michael Saylor’s Strategy, ever the bold adventurer, bought 8,178 BTC for $835.6 million at a price that’s now looking less like a genius move and more like a dare to the market. 🤪📉

Virtual Assets LLC, his brainchild turned alleged laundromat for ill-gotten gains, allegedly conspired to cleanse $10 million tainted by the grime of wire fraud and narcotics trade. From August 2018 to May 2025, the machinery of this scheme whirred relentlessly, its gears oiled by the naivety of victims and the cunning of criminals. 🚨

By Shayan

Back in September, STRK was chilling around $0.12, minding its own business. Fast forward to today, and it’s made the digital equivalent of a glow-up. Like, STRK’s market cap was flirting with $500 million, and boom-introducing Bitcoin staking on their network. Who knew crypto could get this spicy?

In the icy corridors of the Senate, Senator Tim Scott – a man of fervor and questionable coffee choices – announced that December would see a grand showdown. A bill, clad in the noble robes of bipartisanship, aims to bring order to the chaotic wilds of the crypto realm. Its mission: to tame the unruly … Read more

Ah, yes! Bitfury, that venerable titan who once gleefully mined the very fabric of our digital universe, now struts forward as a benevolent guardian of tomorrow’s magic-a kind of digital golem with pockets deep enough to swallow a small city. The cryptic “announced” whispers of a $1 billion treasure are no mere boast; they are a declaration of empire-building in the uncharted territories of “ethical” stuff. Imagine that! A mining giant turned philanthro-techno-tycoon.