Washington’s newfound love for digital assets shines brighter than a crypto bro’s grin after a rug pull. Yet the SEC prefers to spotlight fiduciary duty, custody, and operational resilience-terms so jargon-heavy they could make a sailor weep. “Not exhaustive,” they say, as if to whisper, “We’re still watching… maybe.”
The eternal discourse between Dogecoin and Bitcoin has cleaved the crypto cosmos into two realms: one of steadfast endurance, the other of capricious whimsy. 🌍
Cast your peepers on the grand ol’ Cardano price chart, and you’ll spot November data paintin’ a picture drearier than a raincloud at a picnic. Cardano’s TVL has shriveled to a measly $212.9 million, and active addresses are down to 357,270-numbers so low, they’d make a gnat feel self-conscious. 😢
Out in the wild west of finance, a gunslinger named Arthur Hayes has drawn his six-shooter and fired a shot heard ’round the crypto camps. This ain’t no ordinary cowboy-he’s a co-founder of BitMEX, and he’s betting the farm on Bitcoin’s rebound. According to Hayes, the recent price drop ain’t about weak nerves; it’s the dollar’s noose tightening around the globe’s neck. 🌍💸
The rise in frequent, massive liquidations reflects a significant shift in market dynamics, raising concerns about whether volatility and leveraged trading losses are permanent features of the crypto space. A new era of eternal torment, perhaps? 🧠
In some mysterious X post (probably from a secret society), Dom reveals these four Hyblock indicators are flashing bullish like a 70s disco ball. They previously signaled the legendary $8,000 bounce, and now, just when everyone thought the show was over, they’re signaling more bull-ish vibes. Mind you, these aren’t crystal balls predicting immediate riches-they merely whispered, “Hey, pals, the downside’s basic cable, not prime time.” Each time they’ve flashed in the last two years, Bitcoin’s price found a way to limit its tears, though the prospect of a final showdown near $90,000 might still be lingering. Stay tuned, or don’t-what’s life without a little suspense? 🤷♂️💥
The big question: Are we about to do a repeat performance of June? Or will this be a rerun of a nightmare?
The surge of cryptocurrency exchange-traded funds (ETFs) is dominating the market, with major launches set to take place next week. Because nothing says “financial stability” like trading Shiba Inus on a spreadsheet.
