It seems Mr. Hayes is quite the fan of Zcash lately! In yet another one of his optimistic (read: bullish) declarations, he has revealed that Zcash now holds the second-largest position in his fund, right behind Bitcoin. And, of course, he doesn’t shy away from the claim that ZEC could outshine XRP in the race for market cap supremacy.
ZEC needs to burst past $750 to chase after the shiny $875 prize, or it might decide to settle for a cozy support nap near $495 if traders get tired of the chase.
It was no secret, of course, that Epstein-that wretched soul-had a soft spot for Bitcoin. Reports had long whispered of his dalliances with the MIT Media Lab, his tendrils reaching into the Digital Currency Initiative (DCI), like a spider spinning a web of intrigue. 🕸️
Breaking news: Ethereum Foundation is hosting a town hall. Who knew? 🙃 The event is basically a fancy meet-up where devs will “share their plans” while sipping overpriced coffee and pretending they care about users. 🧾
In this age of commerce, where borders are but lines on a map, Alibaba’s global business-to-business platform seeks to rewrite the rules of exchange. Tokenized currencies, backed by the steadfast dollar and euro, shall flow like a river, unencumbered by the whims of intermediaries. A noble endeavor, though one cannot help but smirk at the irony of a digital revolution led by those who once thrived on paper and ink. 📜🔄
According to the post, the move triggered a sharp drop of over 25%, indicating the sweep functioned as a distribution event, not a continuation. One might argue that the market is merely being its usual self-generous with highs and stingy with lows. 🧠💣
Friday’s ETF trading was a masterclass in financial theatrics. While Bitcoin and ether ETFs bled like a sadistic horror movie, Solana and XRP strutted in like they’d just won the crypto lottery. Investors, apparently, are now taking a crash course in “abandon ship” strategy. 🚫💸
CryptoWzrd, with his crystal ball foggy yet somehow still reliable, says XRP was in harmony with Bitcoin-not surprising, given that Bitcoin’s moods swing harder than a novelist caught in a storm. Today’s candle ended slightly bearish, perhaps echoing Bitcoin’s mood swing, like a parental sigh of disdain. Yet, oh wonder, XRP showed a glimmer of strength! As if daring the universe to prove its skepticism wrong, it closed bullish, hinting at a possible shift-a nascent hope that maybe, just maybe, the tides are turning towards the $2.75 horizon, which for now has become the Holy Grail for traders: the promised land of profit, or perhaps just a clever marketing slogan.
It’s the sort of upgrade that’ll make the techies jump for joy and the rest of us wonder if Pi’s finally caught a whiff of real progress or just playing dress-up. The Pi Core Team even made a fancy demo video so you can see the magic in action, showing off how you can export, tweak, and re-upload your little digital babies with all the flair of a master chef.
Speaking of Bitcoin-that darling of the digital realm, trading at $95,740 with a volatility of 0.8% and a market cap of $1.91 trillion-its ETFs suffered net outflows of $1.112 billion from Nov. 10 to Nov. 14, according to Farside Investors. The withdrawals, my dear reader, were as sudden as a plot twist in a third-rate novel. Outflows peaked at $866.7 million on Nov. 13, wiping out the $524 million inflow from Nov. 11 faster than a socialite’s reputation at a scandalous soiree. 💸