Many investors, ever the cautious types, are now playing it safe, as if preparing for a prolonged bear market phase. One might say they’re bracing for a storm, though the clouds seem more like a misplaced umbrella.
Now, banks may waltz into the digital-asset realm with a wink and a nod, as long as they promise to play by the rules-rules that, ironically, were once designed to keep them away. 🕵️♂️
Turns out, Bhutan’s been quietly mining Bitcoin using hydropower-imagine that, an entire nation harnessing their waterfalls for digital gold! This effort, born from a desire to keep their youth from wandering off to Silicon Valley or worse, cloud forests, has resulted in nearly half a billion dollars in Bitcoin on the books. Who knew Himalayan hydro could lead to high finance?
Solana (SOL), once the darling of the blockchain ball, now stands at a precipice, its price compressed into a tightening apex-a noose of its own making. For weeks, it has clung to the $122 support like a drowning man to a splintered plank. But the market, cruel mistress that she is, shows no mercy. Compression, not direction, is the name of the game. And in this game, the stakes are existential. 🧐
According to the US Bureau of Prisons (aka the ultimate Airbnb for the legally challenged), Ellison has been upgraded from “federal prison” to “Residential Reentry Management” in New York. Because nothing says “rehabilitation” like a halfway house in the city that never sleeps. 🌃
Ah, Vlad Tenev! The illustrious CEO and co-founder of the Robinhood phenomenon, who has spent his year not merely trading but performing financial alchemy, transforming the once humble app into a serious contender in the glittering, chaotic world of cryptocurrency. One might even say he’s turned Robinhood from a mere bird into a digital phoenix rising from the ashes of traditional finance!
This so-called “solution,” launched with the ceremonial flair of a crypto press release, boasts 24/7 conversions between stablecoins and tokenized assets. A noble endeavor, perhaps, if one ignores the elephant in the room: the market it serves is a $20B mirage, inflated by Treasury tokens and the collective delusion that regulators will never notice the house of cards. 🏗️💸
Back in September 2024, ENA/USD hovered near a modest $0.20, a humble beginning before it burst forth in a glorious rally, soaring to about $1.20-a 525% ascent, a triumph for the brave and foolish alike. Now, that same demand zone re-emerges like an old friend with bad memories, beckoning once more. Picture it: a chart that resembles the past, teasing perhaps a replication of triumph or merely the ghost of prior glory, as markets respond to the siren call of liquidity and historical demand-those old friends of traders. Watch closely, for within these shadows lies potential-perhaps good news, or just another tease from the gods of volatility. 🔮
A major crypto investor, dubbed “whale 0x7771,” has exited a significant ASTER position, leaving behind a trail of tears and a wallet lighter by $667,000. The wallet, which had acquired the tokens two weeks prior, sold three million ASTER at an average price of $0.78, a decision that has left the whale’s finances in disarray. 📉
Норвежский фонд, великан капитала, теперь танцует под звуки биткоина. Норвежская банк инвестирования (NBIM), управляющая $2 трлн, поддержала все пять предложений перед собранием акционеров 22 декабря. Как будто они не могли не поддержать. 🙃
