Bhutan Dumps Bitcoin: $22.4M Move Stuns Markets
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Reports say CIRO dropped an interim Digital Asset Custody Framework faster than a Tim Hortons donut disappears at a staff meeting. This framework is like a bouncer at a crypto club, deciding who gets in and who’s left out in the cold. Clear limits? Check. Strict checks? Double check. Your crypto’s new home is about to get a lot more complicated.
While most tokens stagger beneath Bitcoin when the weather turns sour, BeInCrypto’s observers whisper of three currencies that keep a stubborn stride, show a healthier chart silhouette, and coax capital to drift their way. Signals point to potential moments of grace even when the market sighs under the weight of fear.
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Elon Musk’s been flappin’ his gums again, sayin’ maybe, just maybe, they’ll slap a Dogecoin on the moon by 2027. And the crowd’s all ears, wonderin’ if this’ll finally be the day DOGE stops fetchin’ and starts fetchin’ profits.

Bitcoin clawed its way back above $71,000 on Thursday after a dramatic stumble earlier in the day dragged prices briefly beneath the $70,000 line, mirroring the world’s more or less hesitant attempt at stability.

But fear not! The broader recovery narrative is still clinging to life like a cat with nine lives. Despite its recent price hiccup, the majestic world of on-chain data and institutional forecasts hints at a brighter future for our dear Solana. It’s as if the universe is sending a message: “Hold tight, people!”
Ah, dear reader, gather ‘round for a tale of woe and financial mischief. Our protagonist, XRP, has taken a steep plunge-down 10.08% to a mere $1.43. One might say it is but a feather in the cap of the vast crypto bazaar, where the broader market has only managed a paltry decline of 7.18%. Over … Read more
In a recent squawk on the ol’ X (formerly known as Twitter, for those livin’ under a rock), Vitalik laid out the cold, hard truth: them L2s are movin’ slower than molasses in January, and their grand plans for “stage 2” decentralization and interoperability are about as likely as a snowball’s chance in Hades. Meanwhile, Ethereum’s mainnet is sittin’ pretty with fees so low they’d make a penny-pincher blush, and gas limits set to soar higher than a kite in a tornado by 2026.
Fidelity and BlackRock were like, “We’re in!” leading the charge with $153.3 million and $142 million, respectively. Meanwhile, retail investors were probably sipping their coffee, muttering, “Yeah, I’ll wait for the next dip.” Smart move, folks. Smart move.