Pi’s creators whispered sweet nothings about “one coin, one community,” but chaos erupted faster than a birthday surprise for a grumpy frog. Whispers of a “GCV Handbook” now claim 1 Pi equals $314k (because who needs math, right?). And get this: two Pi coins? One for exchanges, one for GCV transactions? That’s like saying you need two potatoes for a recipe-one fried, one mashed! 🥔🥔
At this very moment, ZEC dances at $658, a 20% leap in a single day-proof that madness, like gravity, requires no explanation. A 1,300% annual gain? Surely, this is either divine favor or the prelude to a spectacular collapse. But who cares, so long as the numbers go up? 📈
Despite the exodus, Bitcoin and Ethereum prices decided to play hopscotch, bouncing back by 4.4% and 7.2%, respectively. It’s almost as if they’re saying, “Sure, we’ve lost billions, but look how high we can jump!” 🚀
Ether (ETH) is currently strutting its stuff 💃 after surviving the dreaded 3400-3700 “support zone” trials by fire 🔥. Spoiler: It didn’t die. Shocking!
Solana’s the top dog in DEX Volume (last 24h) – according to none other than the great Solana Sensei himself!
Dearest readers, the U.S. government has once again decided to treat our financial system like a giant Etch-A-Sketch, vigorously shaking it with a glorious $500 billion injection. One might say it’s the economic equivalent of shouting “Here’s a miracle!” while Bitcoin predictably surges with the elegance of a penguin on roller skates. Rumours whisper this is merely the opening act-shall we champagne or merely survive? 🍇🤑
SUI huddles in its $1.6-$2 bunker like a Soviet-era bureaucrat hoarding toilet paper-tight, suspicious, and waiting for the inevitable chaos. Re-accumulation? More like reheated borscht. 🍲
According to a report from Alarabiya.net, the official website of the Saudi-owned international news channel Al Arabiya, the Minister of Municipal, Rural Affairs, and Housing, Majed al-Hogail, said Riyadh is working with the Capital Market Authority (CMA) and the Saudi Central Bank (SAMA) to launch regulated stablecoins soon. Because nothing says “innovation” like a government that’s basically saying, “We’ll regulate this, but only if it’s 100% safe and not at all risky.” 😂
Here we are, folks, in uncharted territory-or as I like to call it, “the land of the free and the home of the gridlocked.” With the shutdown clock ticking past 40 days, bettors are doubling down on the idea that our esteemed lawmakers will continue to do what they do best: absolutely nothing. 🦥
As if that weren’t enough, investor participation and profitability are heading south faster than a bird migrating for the winter. This little drop in interest is like a neon sign flashing “Warning: Downside risks ahead!”
