Well, well, well, look what we have here. The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has decided to notice something truly *historic*—an application from none other than Trump Media for a dual Bitcoin and Ethereum exchange-traded fund (ETF). Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is not a dream. It’s happening. Probably.
This is the exchange’s third regional SQD listing in the last month, and the other tokens have been live for much longer. They represent a diversified portfolio approach as Coinbase’s stock keeps rising like a hot air balloon. 🎈🚀
Over $40 million worth of Hyperliquid is set to be unstaked on the 15th of July, just ahead of the much-anticipated Kinetiq launch. Three whale wallets alone account for $33.5 million of that figure, signaling serious capital repositioning. Rather than a typical unlock event leading to sell pressure, this looks more like whales preparing to reallocate toward Kinetiq’s staking protocol.
The bill outlines specific areas of investigation, demanding a detailed breakdown of El Salvador’s crypto activities. The proposed report shall examine the amount of public funds spent on Bitcoin, identify all known wallet addresses associated with the government, and assess whether digital assets are being used to circumvent international sanctions.
The confluence of factors, a symphony of chart patterns, address-level activity, and ecosystem expansion, has drawn the attention of analysts and traders alike. It’s a bit like a game of musical chairs, except instead of chairs, it’s a mad dash to accumulate LINK before the music stops. 🎶
Ether, ever the ambitious extraterrestrial, would *love* to start a brand-new trend—right after bulls wrestle the price over $2,635, no big deal, just your average financial Everest.
After being unceremoniously turned away from $1.60 (did they not RSVP?), our protagonist Fartcoin trudged somberly back to the comfort of $1.00, its dignity slightly mussed. Repeated attempts to storm the barricades at $1.45 have ended in gentle but unmistakable rejection—like proposing to Yelena at sunrise, only to see her glance longingly toward Moscow.
It is a tale told by candles and half-empty bottles: lower highs, waning confidence, and yet—yes, dear reader!—the sturdy oak of support remains unbroken. As long as $0.73 does not yield, hope lingers like the scent of cabbage in a summer apartment.
But fear not, dear reader, for the bulls are here to hold a key price level. Their resilience at this crucial zone is nothing short of a modern-day Shakespearean drama. And let us not forget, Morpho’s total value locked on Base is nearing a staggering $2 billion!
But, oh dear, the regulators in the EU, with their stern faces and even sterner questions, were not quite as enchanted. They wanted to know if these tokens were as well-structured as a perfectly baked chocolate cake, or if they were more like a messy, unidentifiable blob that blurred the line between real equity and derivatives. 🤔
