Cryptonews

BeInCrypto has analysed three such altcoins that the investors should watch this weekend. Or, as I like to call them, “the financial equivalent of a rigged roulette wheel.”

According to the proclamations of participants and industry scribes, this consortium hath gathered seven mighty firms and foundations, each a patron of diverse blockchains and infrastructures. A veritable league of crypto knights! 🦸‍♂️

Sui’s Mysticeti v2 upgrade boosts blockchain performance, slashing latency by 35% and enabling 100,000 TPS for faster transactions. 🚀🧠

On-chain data reveals wallets with 100K-1M ADA are selling like it’s Black Friday at the crypto mall 🛍️🔥. Big investors? More like big quitters. They’re trading ADA for “safer” assets-read: whatever they’re buying on Amazon with their crypto losses 🛒.

What’s driving investors’ optimism about FIL’s future? Here are some notable points, served with a side of sarcasm 🥂.

Why, one might ask, with the air of a philosopher pondering the absurd, has this happened? 🤔

TVL has dropped, wallets are skewed long, and funding rates indicate bullish positioning, but commitment remains as shallow as a puddle after a drizzle. A most perplexing situation. 💸

The Facts

Fast forward to the present, and those humble coins are now worth more than $10 million, giving the institute an asset that’s practically as rare as a unicorn in Spain’s public sector: a crypto windfall, born from pure academic curiosity. What a time to be alive!

Lo! Bitwise, with the fervor of a zealot clutching a holy grail, hath filed an 8(a) form, a parchment of fate that counts down 20 days to either glory or ignominy should the SEC’s shadow not fall. What madness drives men to gamble their fortunes on such a coin? 🐾🎰