This Man’s Fed Testimony May Crush or Double Your Crypto in 30 Days—Don’t Blink 😱📉🚀
Crypto traders, by now professionally traumatized by every Powell syllable, found the message about as soothing as a lobster in a boiling pot: the next four weeks, gloriously punctuated by the 12 July CPI fête and the 19 July payrolls parade, will determine if July’s FOMC meeting offers salvation or another undignified tumble into chaos.