Liquidity! 🎉 His middle finger pointed straight at every pundit out there, claiming the halving-price relationship is about as verifiable as my Grandma’s tales of Elvis at the Met Gala. Neatly and salty, he says we may be mixing up correlation and causation like someone confused salt for sugar. Oops!
So, what happened? Well, Bitcoin’s been stumbling lately, like a clumsy giant trying to walk on a tightrope. After a surprising performance in late 2024, it seems the magic is running out.
Unlike past market drops which usually involved significant price crashes, the recent downturn didn’t fall as far as expected. It stopped well before reaching the levels seen in previous cycles.
The grand revelation? This offering, filed on December 9, 2025, promises to use its net proceeds for “general corporate purposes.” Translation: Strive is ready to dive headfirst into the wonderful world of Bitcoin and its quirky companions. 🚀
Ethereum briefly flexed its muscles, staying above $3,200 and even outperforming Bitcoin (go, ETH, go!). It smashed through $3,320 and $3,350 like they were made of paper. 💪 But then the bears showed up below $3,450, and it’s been a downhill sled ride ever since. ⛷️ A high of $3,448? Cute. Now it’s retracing faster than my New Year’s resolutions.
Sometimes life, or markets, are just too quiet. Like, unnervingly so. Today’s that day. Bitcoin has cozied up near $92,000-finally, a break from the chaos! And crypto everywhere isn’t throwing a tantrum (yet?). The calm feels delicious but fleeting, like a yoga workshop at a British comedy club.
On a Wednesday that will be remembered by crypto enthusiasts and skeptics alike, Gemini Titan, Gemini’s affiliate, was bestowed with the grand title of a designated contract market by the CFTC. With the aplomb of a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat, Gemini announced its intentions to “enter into the prediction markets space.” 🎩🐇
As the Federal Reserve prepares to unveil its next rate decision, the market holds its breath, like a ship in a storm, awaiting the captain’s command. 🌊
The rapid maturation of the digital asset space in the region has left many scratching their heads. What was once a niche investment option is now seen as a core pillar of the portfolios of the rich and powerful across Asia.
On December 9th, the OCC, in all its infinite wisdom, declared that national banks can now perform riskless principal crypto-asset transactions. Sounds fancy, right? In simpler terms, they can now broker deals between clients without actually holding any crypto-assets in stock. Oh, and don’t worry, this clarification doesn’t change much about what institutions can do – it just makes them feel better about doing it. It’s more of a “rules are rules” thing.
