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The good folks at Coinbase Global Inc.-that’s us over yonder in the land of the San Francisco fog-are wrangling to get their hands on the spry young vermin of fintech known as BVNK. At least, that’s what the chaps at Bloomberg are chirpin’. And if the stars align, we’re talkin’ about sealing the deal by yankin’ one foot over the finish line by Christmas. Should a deal come to fruition, they reckon it could be hatched by the time the new year has taken up all its confetti.

“All payments received in Bitcoin will be placed in our [strategic Bitcoin reserve],” they declared (probably while they were busy counting their crypto crumbs). This inspired some serious cheers from the Bitcoin community-because nothing screams mainstream like burgers and Bitcoin, apart from, say, a Tesla convertible. 🚗💸

Stablecoins, those paragons of consistency, have already swelled to a market cap of £308 billion. They are the unsung heroes-or perhaps the unheralded villains-of this blockchain revolution, pushing decentralized finance into the spotlight with the subtlety of a marching band. One can’t help but wonder if they’re the real stars of the show or merely the opening act. 🎭

According to our dear Vineet, speaking at the Global Blockchain Congress 2025 in Dubai (because where else would this drama unfold?), traders are basically clueless about what they’re holding. 🧠🙈 “Bitcoin will not lose its utility if it drops to $70,000,” he said, sipping his metaphorical chai. “But people don’t know its utility, so they panic sell like it’s Black Friday at Zara.” 💼👠

On the final day of October, Zcash staged a rally so dramatic it could’ve been plucked from a penny dreadful. A 10% leap to $388 crowned its seven-year zenith, swelling its market cap past $6 billion-a fleeting jab at Monero’s crown, as noted by the ever-so-reliable Coingecko.

Initially, the whispers fluttered softly, like the fluttering of goose feathers, but soon escalated into a cacophony-a full-blown storm. On-chain data, that ever-watchful eye of the crypto gods, showed a sudden, orgiastic spike in Bitcoin withdrawals. Ah, the sweet smell of panic! As if the users suddenly realized, with the keen intuition of the village idiot, that their funds might somehow have been swallowed by a black hole, or hidden behind a curtain of lies. 🕵️‍♂️

Now, the pitch-or should I say, the shiny bait-is that you can earn USD1 reward points just for shoveling USD1 into this digital piggy bank, and-hallelujah-you get to do it all over again with other DeFi partners, like some sort of digital loyalty card on steroids. They’re calling it a ‘program,’ but honestly, it’s just WLFI’s way of dangling some shiny tokens in front of the folks who like to gamble with their digital dollars.

In a daring announcement on October 31, 2025, NewGenIVF Group Limited revealed that they had signed a binding term sheet with White Lion. Let the digital drama unfold.

In a press release as dramatic as a Wildean drawing-room revelation, Theta Network announced on All Hallows’ Eve that Deutsche Telekom would operate an enterprise validator node. How fittingly theatrical! 🎃📜