Apparently, the technicals are “excellent.” All the EMAs are aligned like a particularly enthusiastic yoga class. They’ve “overcome significant resistance zones.” Which, I’m assuming, means it bullied them. Good for it. 💪 And there’s a strong support zone… basically, a safety net for when it inevitably trips.
Just when you thought the plot couldn’t get any juicier, several major financial institutions, in a moment of unity reminiscent of a school play gone wrong, penned a joint-letter on July 17th. The American Bankers Association, America’s Credit Unions, the Consumer Bankers Association, the Independent Community Bankers of America, and the National Bankers Association 🏦 demanded the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) to hit the brakes on Ripple’s application for a federally regulated national trust bank.
In a plot twist that even the best comedy writers couldn’t concoct, analytics firm Glassnode took to X (because plain old Twitter wasn’t confusing enough) to explain how Bitcoin holders are behaving lately with their fancy Accumulation Trend Score. This score figures out if folks are hoarding coins like they’re preparing for the zombie apocalypse or hocking them off like they’re in a yard sale! 🧟♂️💸
Bitcoin [BTC] wallet cohorts, those mysterious entities that hoard digital gold like a miser hoards coins, have re-entered strong accumulation territory, with >10K BTC whales participating at levels not seen since December 2024. 🐋
Experts suggest that the GENIUS Act, while a U.S. law, is poised to set a significant global precedent for stablecoin regulation. They believe its frameworks will heavily influence international standards, effectively making compliance a prerequisite for stablecoin issuers outside the U.S. who wish to maintain interoperability and access to U.S.-linked financial rails, liquidity pools, and payment systems. Because nothing says “global finance” like jumping through hoops. 🤸♂️
The surge, one might say, is propelled by whispers of grandeur: the impending birth of Conflux 3.0 and a stablecoin scheme that’s as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane. Picture this: a new era of cross-border shenanigans, especially with China’s Belt and Road cronies, all under the guise of efficient settlements. How quaint! 😂
It all originates, naturally, from some Executive Order signed back in 2022. Executive Orders, you see, are how things truly get *done* in this town. It demands a ‘unified approach’—a lovely phrase, implying everyone actually agrees on anything. This report, one imagines, will contain pronouncements on stablecoins (whatever those are), preventing ‘crypto crime’ (as if criminals bother with regulations), and the research of Central Bank Digital Currencies – a truly exciting prospect for those who trust governments with… everything. And, of course, the environmental impact of all this electronic humming. One shudders to think of the poor polar bears. They may even try to create a national ‘digital asset reserve’ from seized tokens. Such efficiency! Like turning lemons into… slightly less sour lemons.
Like a stray dog sniffing dinner scraps, the crypto world’s eyes are glued to where this coin might scamper next. From chart-reading mystics to moon-eyed futurists, here’s the circus of predictions keeping Reddit threads hot and wallets hopeful. 🎪
This enchanting integration allows the brave souls who dare to explore the Bitget Wallet to connect directly to the Plasma testnet, right from the comfort of their app. It’s like having a secret passage to a land where payments are lightning fast and costs are as light as a feather. Bitget Wallet, being the generous sorcerer it is, is one of the few wallets that offer early access to this magical blockchain, dedicated solely to the realm of stablecoins.
Sequans Communications S.A. (NYSE: SQNS), those plucky Parisian chipmakers with more audacity than sense, have snapped up another 1,264 BTC for the bargain price of $118,659 per coin (plus fees, darling—never forget the fees). Their total haul? 2,317 BTC worth approximately $270 million, or as I like to call it, “one yacht and a lifetime supply of regret.” 🍸
