The Better Business Bureau’s National Advertising Division has officially referred Kalshi, the prediction market platform, to regulatory authorities, after Kalshi straight up declined to show up for a review of their influencer advertising practices. Shocking, I know, that a company making bank off people betting on whether it will rain at the Kentucky Derby wouldn’t want to talk about how they market to teens.
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In a move that screams “midlife crisis,” The Open Network (TON) community has decided to dust off the old Gram name, originally dreamed up in Telegram’s 2018 whitepaper. Because nothing says “we’re serious about blockchain” like reverting to a name that was abandoned after a run-in with the SEC. Classy.
On June 9th, cryptocurrency prices fell again. Bitcoin couldn’t maintain its recent gains above $63,000 and dropped to $61,612. Other major coins like Ethereum, XRP, Solana, BNB, HYPE, and Dogecoin also declined, indicating that the previous day’s price increase wasn’t the start of a sustained recovery.
The chart, a gift from the oracle Dan Chesler to the sage Brandt, paints a picture as grim as a Moscow winter. Since the dawn of 2026, Bitcoin has tumbled 29.85%, while SBIT, the harbinger of doom, has soared 46.49%. A tale of two cities, indeed, where one’s loss is another’s caviar.
Key Takeaways (or, as I like to call them, “Things to Pretend You Understand at Dinner Parties”):
Recently, the platform announced it will stop offering trading for seven different cryptocurrency pairs. See if this news has significantly impacted the prices of those cryptocurrencies.
There’s increasing worry in the crypto world that future quantum computers could potentially compromise the security of Bitcoin. This concern has resurfaced recently, especially after Google research indicated it might take fewer computing resources than expected to break the encryption that protects blockchain systems.
Developers can add confidential flows without building a separate privacy system for each token.
According to the gossip (or “local reports,” as they call it), Justice Swarana Kanta Sharma, a chap with a nose for mischief, observed that the evidence pointed to a jolly well-organized racket. These blighters were apparently exploiting the peer-to-peer stablecoin markets, which, if you ask me, sounds like something one might stumble into after a particularly spirited evening at the Drones Club.
