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This year, altcoins are already sitting pretty with a market cap of $3.61 trillion, according to the ever-watchful eyes at CoinMarketCap. 🤑 But as October creeps to a close, the real question is: which coins will survive the spooky season and which will get ghosted? 👻

Bitcoin, ever the resilient aristocrat, has stabilized above a key price zone, much like a peacock preening after a hurricane. Traders now watch with bated breath, hoping for signs of momentum-or at least a coherent strategy.

In a move that’s about as reassuring as a cat walking on a freshly washed car, Bybit insists it’s doing this for everyone’s safety and to stay on the right side of legal fences. So, no, existing users in Japan aren’t kicked out-yet. But the question lurking behind the curtains is whether this is just a brief timeout or the first act in a long crypto soap opera. Remember Binance? Back in 2018, they gave Japanese users the boot and then cheerfully re-entered the stage after buying up a local exchange called Sakura Exchange Bitcoin. Japanese regulators seem to have developed an eye for these shenanigans, tightening rules like a bear trap for crypto companies that don’t play by the rules.

But hold your horses. Alphractal seems to have a different take. Apparently, this ‘negative’ mess might not be as catastrophic as it looks. Shocking, I know.

The market capitalization of cryptocurrencies has fallen by 4% in the last 24 hours, now resting at a modest $3.64 trillion. Meanwhile, the Fear and Greed Index has descended to a chilly 34. Charming. 🥶

CryptoQuant’s latest report is the financial equivalent of finding out your neighbor’s dog made $300B in spot volume this month. October was a party, and Binance was the DJ spinning Bitcoin tracks nonstop. $174B on one exchange alone? That’s more than my life savings, which I keep in a shoebox labeled “emergencies” (read: Netflix subscriptions). Retail and institutional investors are ditching leveraged bets like they’re last season’s fidget spinner. Who knew Bitcoin could be both thrilling and boring? A real emotional rollercoaster.

And behold, the great Bitcoin, once the unassailable titan of the digital realm, has turned tail and fled southward, dragging its altcoin brethren into the abyss. Weekly lows abound, as if the market were a stage and each coin a tragic actor, doomed to repeat its downfall with relentless precision. 🌋💔

We now find ourselves in an era where the crypto industry has evolved from the wild west of 2020 to the compliance-heavy landscape of 2025. Yet, we still haven’t solved the fundamental problem. Most exchanges treat token listings as transactions rather than partnerships. Projects pay substantial fees, get listed, and then largely fend for themselves like orphans on a doorstep 🚪. When 89% of exchange-listed tokens crash after short-lived price spikes, that failure belongs to all of us. Bravo, team!

Now, let’s talk about the Midnight Network. It’s built on Cardano (which, for some reason, makes it sound cooler). The network is growing faster than a weed in a garden, and guess what? So is its native token, NIGHT. What a shocker! 💸