Cryptonews

We now find ourselves in an era where the crypto industry has evolved from the wild west of 2020 to the compliance-heavy landscape of 2025. Yet, we still haven’t solved the fundamental problem. Most exchanges treat token listings as transactions rather than partnerships. Projects pay substantial fees, get listed, and then largely fend for themselves like orphans on a doorstep 🚪. When 89% of exchange-listed tokens crash after short-lived price spikes, that failure belongs to all of us. Bravo, team!

Now, let’s talk about the Midnight Network. It’s built on Cardano (which, for some reason, makes it sound cooler). The network is growing faster than a weed in a garden, and guess what? So is its native token, NIGHT. What a shocker! 💸

According to the jesters at CNBC Indonesia, the noble Governor Warjiyo proclaimed at the grand “Indonesia Digital Finance and Economy Festival and Fintech Summit 2025” (a title so long, it deserves its own stablecoin! 🎪) that the central bank is crafting digital securities-tokenized bonds, if you will-paired with the digital rupiah. A stablecoin, he declares, as stable as a tightrope walker after three glasses of wine! 🍷

If you’ve ever stared at a short-term chart long enough to convince yourself you’ve attained enlightenment (only to realize you just needed a snack), then you may know the joy of zooming out. Yes – sometimes it’s best to stop squinting and instead look at the bigger galactic picture of support and resistance.

In the tempestuous climes of October 2025, Bitcoin’s humble spot market danced to the tune of $300 billion in trading fury, amidst the swirling gales of volatility. 🤦‍♂️

US President Donald Trump is probably the most pro-crypto president in the world. A man whose tweets could make or break markets, and who has even launched his own meme coin, $TRUMP, because why not? 🐮

Until the final hours of the Netherlands’ Oct. 29 election, Polymarket traders were convinced Geert Wilders’ nationalist Partij voor de Vrijheid (Party for Freedom) would cruise to victory. 🏆😂

According to Reuters, the artificial intelligence (AI) giant, OpenAI, is quietly setting the stage for a blockbuster initial public offering (IPO) that could debut as early as 2027, potentially valuing the company at a staggering $1 trillion. The report notes that filing preparations may begin in late 2026, with the offering expected to raise at least $60 billion. If realized, it would mark one of the largest public listings in history, arming CEO Sam Altman with massive capital for his AI ambitions. 🤯💸

And get this, technical mumbo-jumbo like a rising RSI and a bullish MACD crossover are popping up like bad acne on a teenager’s chart, signaling “healthy” momentum. Meanwhile, the Fed’s been shaking things up elsewhere, sending folks scrambling for refuge in privacy coins like ZCash and Monero. It’s like everyone’s playing a game of financial hide-and-seek. Thanks to this circus, prices are climbing, and now’s the time to obsess over what ZEC might conjure next. Stay tuned, or risk feeling as out-of-the-loop as my dog during a thunderstorm. 💸

Now, November’s got a bit of a reputation. It’s like the secret sauce for Bitcoin’s rise. Since 2013, Bitcoin’s average return during November has been a whopping 46%. So with Bitcoin hitting its stride and fresh piles of cash flooding in, things are looking up. But enough about the obvious. Let’s get into the altcoins that are making waves right now: